If your shower was like a car wash.
Qp @cmconseils I need an industrialised working version of that device
@ciredutempsEsme @cmconseils qui a connu cette affiche oรน on voit une maison avec un parcours automatisรฉ du levรฉ du lit au dรฉpart pour l'รฉcole ?
@cmconseils Hahaha! Pretty sure this is Joseph Herscher from http://www.josephsmachines.com if you want to see more of his contraptions ๐Ÿ˜Š (I hadnโ€™t seen that one thanks!)
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Human Car Wash | Joseph's Machines

I've made a machine that forces me to get out of bed by trying to kill me. I then walk through a human car-wash: scrubbed by Christmas trees and blasted by 1...

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@cmconseils This is some Wallace & Gromit level shit
@oldaq @cmconseils I was thinking the same thing. This would make Nick Park proud ๐Ÿ˜‹
@oldaq @cmconseils just missing the brief removal of the arms
@oldaq @cmconseils yes, reminds me of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGSyw2dHhrc (Wallace & Gromit's Breakfast Scene)
Wallace and Gromit - The Wrong Trousers - Breakfast scene

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@oldaq @cmconseils It's all fun and games until you accidentally put on the Wrong Trousers
@cmconseils The Christmas tree part must have hurt!
@cmconseils now imagine going through it while hungover
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Why...?
Because we fucking can.
@cmconseils echos of Wallave and Gromit at the end

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He has to walk. They will have to add a conveyor belt to the next one.

@cmconseils If it were *really* like a car wash, it would leave a dirty spot around his kneecaps
@cmconseils for the boys who are lazy enough to go and take a quick 5 minutes shower that device would be revolutionary! xD
@cmconseils how on earth did you get that many hair dryers working at the same time
@cmconseils This looks wholly uncomfortable. I think I'll stick with the "hot girl with a hose and soapy sponge in summer" bike wash option.
@cmconseils even to just build that for this video isโ€ฆ amazing
@cmconseils Happy to see this (thx!) and happy to find the creator: https://www.josephsmachines.com/videos
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Robert A. Heinlein, Space Cadet, 1948
"he filed through a door, clutching his orders and a remnant of dignity. He found himself in a gang refresher which showered him, scrubbed him, rinsed him, and blew him dry again, assembly-line style. His instruction sheet was waterproof; he shook from it a few clinging drops. "

@cmconseils probably gets cleaner and is more efficient than most people who stand there under the hot water for 30 minutes and cry.

Or is that just me?

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This would perfectly fit in my autopilot stile morning routine!

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He's Wallace IRL, and that would probably be the Shower-O-Matic, but where's Gromit? ๐Ÿ• #WallaceAndGromit
@cmconseils @martinv I could get used to this ๐Ÿซง๐Ÿซง๐Ÿซง
@cmconseils @IdahoLark I have immense respect for his dedication to the bit. ๐Ÿซก
@cmconseils I have often wished for the dryer part at them end, it just makes sense.
@cmconseils it would be even better to see it accredited: josephsmachines.com
Great video!
It is a real "Lasy Tomy Pubpkinhead" by William Du Bois. It is an old, funny picturebook for kids.
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@cmconseils Once looks like enough. Imagine having to debug that iteratively.
@cmconseils That looks like Pee-wee Herman's shower routine.