🧵 I've been browsing old #Hollywood movie magazines from the teens & 1920s. Some of the classified ads are great, so I thought I'd share a few with you...
'I don't care who you are' makes me laugh
Bowlegged men and unsightly knock-knees
This contraption does not look like an 'easy way to shape your nose'
'You can improve your face'
This Natural Body Brace doesn't look very natural or comfortable
'Reduce your flesh' is a great horror title
@Richard_Littler *puts them on head to toe to avoid being perceived*