'I don't care who you are' makes me laugh

Bowlegged men and unsightly knock-knees

This contraption does not look like an 'easy way to shape your nose'

'You can improve your face'

This Natural Body Brace doesn't look very natural or comfortable

'Reduce your flesh' is a great horror title

More facial scaffolding, which probably doesn't work and looks ridiculous

'Stuff Beautiful Birds'.
Cue Sid James laugh.

Similarly...
The Star Electric Massage Vibrator 'for use in your own home' (as opposed to your local church or library)

'Be a man!" Lots of ads for proper alpha meatheads. I love the absolute unit in the Road to Strength ad. Like a Terry Gilliam cartoon. And I'm pretty sure the name Lionel Strongfort is made up.

Here's another. The 'Man You Would Like To Be' is just about the campest thing I have ever seen.