bitmover
Molly Whitefont-size: 3000%;
[hacker voice]: i'm in
[hacker voice]: i'm in
stock photo creators lint your CSS challenge (impossible)
Philip Mallegol-Hansen
Eric A. Meyer@molly0xfff It’s… it’s so *beautiful*.
Evan Prodromou@Meyerweb @molly0xfff Dammit! I loaded this page and lost $27M.
your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦@Meyerweb @molly0xfff i wouldn't expect anything less from as a commentary. LMAO
aburka 🫣@molly0xfff Detective: zoom! enhance!
Tech wiz: `font-size: 3000%; transform: scale(-1, 1)`
Tech wiz: `font-size: 3000%; transform: scale(-1, 1)`
Sara Joy 
@molly0xfff lol. For a minute I thought someone was ripping off A List Apart 😆
Luke Harby@molly0xfff z-index: static
cuan_knaggs@molly0xfff and the missed opportunity of not making it over 9000%
Kensan@molly0xfff Is this piece of art available as NFT?
…
Yes, I am going to leave now.
ari melody 💫@molly0xfff i can't gleam a lot from the photographer (mika baumeister)'s german portfolio site, but i'm very curious what use this css could possibly have besides a gag easter egg for web devs to find 😭
Ian@molly0xfff ah yes, right-to-left reading, lol.
PhD by 2029@molly0xfff when you write SSC:
Sumire@molly0xfff 😂🤣 Thanks, that made me laugh.
Gabbo the wafrn dev guy@[email protected] I hacked you!!!!11!!!!111!one111!!!
Molly White (@[email protected])
6.44K Posts, 672 Following, 130K Followers · crypto researcher & critic, software engineer, wikipedian • @[email protected] creator • newsletter: https://www.citationneeded.news/ she/her • :QueerCat_Bisexual:
Dan Q@molly0xfff Now I want to write a linter ruleset that can be run in 'fix' mode to produces stock photo-like output. Rules might include:
- Randomly determine indent depth, change it only after an open or clasing brace. It makes it easy to spot a block you remembered the shape of when scrolling through a long file.
- There should be a n%4 empty lines after a block equal, where the length of the block is n. Spacing matters.
- All numeric units must be specified as a number that has no more than one nonzero digit: 1, 200, and 3000 are all fine. 3100 is not. 16 is way out.
- Terminate lines with extra braces if you feel like it. Syntax errors are just how you tell the parser you love it.
haliphax 👾@molly0xfff Probs some LLM word vomit
HerrHase
Rev. GothAlice@molly0xfff Hey, 3000% of a 6px base size is still only 180px. That's not an unbearable heading size!
If that heading is a single word.
And yeah, the disparity would still induce shell-shock. But still.
Jacob Burley@molly0xfff I’m actually completely obsessed with the smudge in the window title bar where they’ve tried to remove the “UNREGISTERED” text that shows when you’re using an evaluation copy of Sublime Text
@jc0b HAHA good eye!!
fops Now On Merping Synth Download@jc0b @molly0xfff oh my god its so obvious too 😭
Ashton Wiersdorf@molly0xfff Text line overflow attack
𝚗𝚎𝚘 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗@molly0xfff The real hack is that browsers manage to correct the syntax error in line 28
near@molly0xfff with the empty line after .column and the missing indentation after .block i'm on the edge! just take all my credentials already
@computersandblues don't miss the mismatched curly brace after the transform!
@molly0xfff why are you doing this
Esi@molly0xfff Because of eye problems I often code with ridicilously sized fonts. So, I guess I'm a cybercriminal now.
SerenityUn titre d'article sur un hacker qui a volé 27 millions de dollars en bitcoins, mais l'illustration du hacking en question c'est une capture d'écran de css.
Bat Master Fresh@molly0xfff I'm hearing good things about CSSCoin
Monsieur Valentine 🇺🇦@molly0xfff Montserrat hacking incident
JP
sebastian büttrichthose hackers. they know no limits.
Sky, Cozy Goth Prince of CatsNews article about a hack.
Zoom in on the graphic shown to represent hacker code, revealing it's actually just some scripting for changing display font.
Zoom in on the graphic shown to represent hacker code, revealing it's actually just some scripting for changing display font.
Phil Giammattei@molly0xfff the hackers were able to smuggle the stolen funds through a sophisticated cyber-container known on the dark web as a “Flex Box”
Brewski@molly0xfff
Clearly they exploited a critical vulnerability in sans-serif fonts in order to hack the wallet.
Clearly they exploited a critical vulnerability in sans-serif fonts in order to hack the wallet.
Joel@molly0xfff @siracusa BIGGER, DAMMIT
Patrick H. Lauke@molly0xfff CSS = Crypto Stealing Secrets
Tushar Chauhan@molly0xfff And for those of you who are really nerdy about this kind of stuff. He used what we, in the industry, where we know things, call CSS. I won't bore you with the details but...
techtask@tchauhan @molly0xfff oh no! Cross Site Scripting!
Amy van der Hiel
soul nate on X
i’m in a code review with elon musk. ive got the CSS for https://t.co/iXbfr5d1Jg on 3 monitors. my browser’s in dark mode so it looks cool. “this part?” he asks, pointing to code for the Giant Omelette. “caches tweets in the mainframe cyberhex,” i say. he nods. “as i suspected”
Kevin Lawver@amyvdh @molly0xfff I really hope someone really did that. So good.
Klaus Stein@molly0xfff Using CSS tricks to hack a server ist fine art :-)
Nafeon (Backup Account)@molly0xfff font-size this big could cause a buffer overflow :p
jstm ausm paralleluniversum@molly0xfff who doesn't do that? best ui ever!
draNgNon@molly0xfff here's what I think happened:
"blockchain was hacked again! quick get me an image with a screen of code referring to blocks!"
"got it right here!"
.block {
@molly0xfff Nice catch!
Sashin@molly0xfff I wish I could hack with CSS
Linh PhamTired: Blockchain
Wired: .block
Peter Janes
Eleventy 🎈 v3.1.0-beta.1@me @molly0xfff I think we can all agree that this CSS is… not good 😭
emberquill 
@molly0xfff why is it always CSS. And not even good or correct CSS most of the time!
Like I don't care if an article about a hack uses a stock image of like, hex code, or someone's .bashrc or whatever. But no, it's always CSS.
nope@molly0xfff you say that, but if the font is big enough, you can look over someones shoulder as they type in their password
*head tap gif*
*head tap gif*
Jay 🆘@molly0xfff OMG I SLEUTHED IT
"MB" is "Mika Baumeister", @MBaumi
TrinitronX 
@jsit @molly0xfff @MBaumi Nice find!
Hilariously, in "related photos" is this gem: https://unsplash.com/photos/person-wearing-mask-flha0KwRrRc
Must be the "standard issue hax0r uniform" in Stock Photolandia
Photo by Nahel Abdul Hadi on Unsplash
Haha, thats me! Had this image in my mind after seeing a advanced selfie video on youtube. Turned out great althought i wish the monitor in front of me was a bit more brighter so that you could understand that it is an monitor without me having to describe it. But, it was too dark to pull out the shadows from that area. – Download this photo by Nahel Abdul Hadi on Unsplash