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We are safely in His Noodly Appendage, RAmen.
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It helps that I have a copy of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster right next to me.
@SmudgeTheInsultCat One of my former co-workers was an ordained Pastafarian priest. Easily one of the most interesting people I've ever known.
@SmudgeTheInsultCat Reminds me of Biblically Accurate Angels.
@LilyoftheRally @SmudgeTheInsultCat "Be not hungry," said the cookbook inaccurate angel.
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If I have celiac disease and can't eat wheat without having an anaphylactic reaction, does that make me a FSM atheist?
If I'm "sensitive to wheat" does that make me a FSM agnostic?

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I do not believe so, you can still eat rice, can't you?

There are rice noodles out there and the FSM can take many a noodly form.

@mvilain @SmudgeTheInsultCat You’re going to have to break off from the mainstream Pastifarians and create the GF Pastifarians. Then we can fight about whether the true NoodleyGoodness is with or without gluten. (That’s how religion works, no? 🤔)
@SmudgeTheInsultCat am I the only person who looks at The FSM & sees Chthulhu to the Nth Power?
@SmudgeTheInsultCat Are you sure that that isn´t the F:S.M ?
@SmudgeTheInsultCat recently heard in a serie “Life is more interesting if you believe in things than in nothing”
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Leave my meatballs out of this!

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Eris is pretty fickle

wouldn't want to get on her bad side by believing in false gods

@SmudgeTheInsultCat No thanks Pascal, but keep up the good work FSM
@SmudgeTheInsultCat Hmm... am i the only one getting weird Cthulhu vibes from the spaghetti monster?