Sometimes I wonder if I am too sexy and that it's not fair to everyone else. Then I realize that it would be a shame to hide such raw sensuality.

@scalzi
Why Mr Scalzi, you're making my insides all a-quiver.

For one reason or another.

@scalzi So sexy my eyes are burning. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
@scalzi
Your animal magnetism is almost blinding.
@scalzi None. None more sexy.
@jessamyn @scalzi well I guess he's got the librarian demographic on lockdown...
@scalzi Ah, but were you given a Wet Willy by a walrus? Or did some other being give you the Wet Willy? Inquiring minds want to know!
@scalzi
If you got, flaunt it!

@scalzi For some reason this image makes me think of The Phantom Tollbooth.*

*I may have my books mixed up though.

@scalzi a true face for literature
@scalzi downright volcanic, you are.

@scalzi this is obviously a new definition of β€˜raw sensuality’ of which I was previously unaware [/blackadder]

But hey, who am I to say, after all I never had Krissy as *my* wife!

@scalzi I'm experiencing a kidney stone right now, so my feelings are untrustworthy. But I'm sure the fever and nausea are from the stone.