Some regrettable personal news:

As of ~45 mins ago I am no longer employed. I'm still trying to find my bearings, but would be gateful for whatever leads y'all have.

(I will say more in a bit, once I actually have the time to spare)

#GetFediHired

Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

🏇 🐎 🐴

Have you sat on a horse?

Please boost for scientific accuracy.

hello fedizens! Please retoot and share for reach.

Has anyone got any experience or info on how to open up a Suunto 9 sports watch? My usual resources are drawing a blank, someone on here may be able to help!

Thanks in advance for supporting local repairers!

#makershour #makerspace #suunto #scotland #RepairReuseRecycle

Happy Pi Day 🥧
And Happy Birthday to Albert Einstein.

Here are a few mathematical representations of π developed over the ages. Can you identify the mathematicians behind these equations?

Pi (π) is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It is an irrational, transcendental number; its decimal digits continue infinitely without repeating.

π = 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_Day
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi
#PiDay2026 #PiDay
1/n

[EDIT: now sorted thank you SO MUCH!]

Heads up my dudes, my son needs to do work experience this summer and he's a programmer. Nearly 15, can do 3 decent languages, main in Java, been programming since 4. All he wants to do is be a developer. Anyone offer work experience these days? Two weeks in July. London or Dartford way or anywhere in between. Ta! Retoots appreciated!

#workexperience #help

Welp.

As of this morning, I am no longer employed, and am looking for a new role.

If you happen to know anyone hiring remote positions in the US, and looking for:

- Lead/Senior/Principal level software engineers (Ruby/Rails, React, NodeJS, etc.)
- Business Analysts
- Engineering Managers

please let me know.

#FediHire #getfedihired #job #jobsearch

At the risk of causing pearls to be clutched, I am sniffing around for new jobs right now.

Do you need someone who can write suricata signatures and use wireshark? Maybe someone who knows how to hunt through troves of logs to find interesting or relevant info? someone with a past on the soc and a love for technical or security writing? I can do all this and more!

I am currently updating my resume, but am happy to provide references and skills on request. I have spoken at pancakescon a couple of times, have been a guest on RunZero Hour a couple of times, and have written some deep dive blog posts that I'm pretty proud of.

I am located in the eastern US, am a citizen of the US and have no criminal record.

requirements: must be able to work remote, though I am willing to do occasional work travel. Must not be doing work for SPLC-designated hate groups or militaries. Will not do work for DHS/ICE.

If you are reading this and you work where I currently work, you didn't see this :)

Bad news 😔💔

I am sad to announce today that unfortunately I will not be working with Privacy Guides anymore after the end of this month.

Good news! 🚨  

I will be available for a new position or contract, starting in April!

I am looking for a position or contact for:

✊ Digital rights activist (with a specialty in privacy rights)

🔒 Privacy expert or consultant

 Fediverse and Mastodon advocate

🙌 Managerial position

📰 Tech journalist

💻 Technical writer

💚 Or any other fitting positions

I am especially interested in working with nonprofit organisations, cooperatives, open-source projects, privacy-oriented software companies, or any other organisations working for the public good.

🇨🇦 Remote from Canada

 All the work I produce is guaranteed to be AI-free

Let me know if you hear of any good opportunities!

#FediHire #GetFediHired #Tech #Jobs

New protest price sticker idea just dropped.

"WE did that"

#Trump #Epstein #FediArt #FediArtists #ArtFED #ResINT #Protest #resist