YOU HAVE JUST BEEN CYBERED

WHAT DO YOU DO?

@SwiftOnSecurity I'd take off my wizard hat, I suppose?
@cadey @SwiftOnSecurity
if you've been cybered hard for more than 4 hours, call a specop

@SwiftOnSecurity

OwO u R Rp güd. I r honry nao. *touches Nono square*

@SwiftOnSecurity JUST PIPE THE CYBER TO LPT1 WHERE IT WILL MEET ITS NEMESIS
@SwiftOnSecurity Hit up cyber security expert R.Guiliani for some advice?
@SwiftOnSecurity take pictures of the cyber for the cyber insurance
@SwiftOnSecurity throw a party be like wow my pile of junk was worth doing a cyber for who fucking knew??
@SwiftOnSecurity .....was dinner involved first at least?
@SwiftOnSecurity Update your cyber rating, that is what management would want you to do. https://cybersecure.eigenmagic.com/
CyberSecure™

@SwiftOnSecurity Watch THE NET on cable TV, complete with commercials.
@SwiftOnSecurity about time

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@SwiftOnSecurity I double down and return cybers with a level 7 AI.
@SwiftOnSecurity I mean, the AOL generation says "grab some tissues and clean up"...

@SwiftOnSecurity

Hope that what they told me about a/s/l is more accurate than what I told them.

@SwiftOnSecurity I don't have to worry. I got these
@SwiftOnSecurity Unplug it.
@andrewharvey @SwiftOnSecurity look for a blue police box that wasn't there a second a go and run in the direction opposite the person exiting it
@SwiftOnSecurity pull my secret mining equipment out of the data center and give my two weeks
@SwiftOnSecurity was it on aol or irc or what? Do I need to update my signature?
@SwiftOnSecurity Invade Earth and hope The Doctor doesn't turn up?

@SwiftOnSecurity Take a cue from Madagascar and

SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING

@SwiftOnSecurity Am I Dark Cybered or the other one?

@SwiftOnSecurity

First thing, I get on my lightcycle and check the place out.

@SwiftOnSecurity active perception check *rolls* that’s a natural 20 let’s fucking go *jaunty flute music*
@SwiftOnSecurity put my robe and wizard hat back in the drawer.