It depends on which way inclined they are. No judging.
@selzero OMG I wish there had been room for "Electric" in the title line
@selzero ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@selzero I remember going into a bookstore in Buenos Aires that sells books in English a couple of years ago, and I asked for "anything by Philip K. Dick" and the cashier looked at me like if I had said the word Dick to her.

@EnaWasHere

"I'm sorry I'll try something else?"

"I think you should"

"Do you have a biography on Dick Cheney?"

"...."

"Ok ok... Comics do you have comics?"

"Sure they are just over t..."

"I am looking for a Dick Tracy"

@selzero @EnaWasHere Letสผs try movies then. Charlie Chaplin. Do you have The Great Dic... o. k. forget it.
@selzero @EnaWasHere ever read anything by Dick Slap? The darkest of Noir! In as loud a voice as possible ask your librarian to give you a book by this author. Tell her what you need
@selzero Well I know of at least one android who does because I've read An Unexpected Attachment by @RubyJones
@sandralindsey @selzero @RubyJones thanka for that tip. Grabbed it last night, and loved it.
@sandralindsey @selzero sorry I missed this - such a great comment ๐Ÿ˜…
@selzero I love my Pixel 7 and all, but not like that.

@armeck

Does it vibrate?

@selzero Oh my, yes it does.
@armeck @selzero The Android in your pocket is happy to see you.

@armeck @selzero I know we're talking about phallic phone fantasies, but for real ... my pixel 7 barely vibrates. It's a gentle buzz that cannot be felt through denim.

How do I make it vibrate harder? (no robo)

@selzero @lrz Maybe dreaming is an enhanced service?

@selzero

I get it... it's funny.. but just in case for those that do not know...

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, a novel by Philip K. Dick...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Androids_Dream_of_Electric_Sheep%3F

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? - Wikipedia

@selzero also... just in case... for those that do not know...

This is the story that was the inspiration for the movie Blade Runner starring Harrison Ford.

@selzero @SwiftOnSecurity I would have thought gynoids, but to each their own.
@selzero one of my favorite books
@selzero Virginia is for lovers, after all.
@selzero it also gives a misleading subject. Thatโ€™s not the titleโ€ฆ. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?: The inspiration for the films Blade Runner and Blade Runner 2049 - Softcover
Dick, Philip K. K.
@tricotfeelya @selzero Yes, that's the joke.
@coyoty @selzero and hereโ€™s a label that tells you exactly whatโ€™s inside:
@tricotfeelya @selzero That's what makes it funny - a title field that truncates everything after the 20th character just so happening to make a book sound very much more risquรฉ than it actually is.
@selzero I wonder if it matters whether they're powered by alternating or direct current?

@selzero

Years ago, on the old Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine website, someone posted about their book club meeting in a library or bookstore.
Philip K Dick was suggested as the next author they should read.
One woman cried out, in a voice that carried beyond the book club members, to everyone in the room, "Oh, yes! I love Dick!"

@selzero

Itโ€™s not outside the realm of possibility

@selzero
According to Cyborg Freud, all of them do.

@selzero Could be Nixon. Could be Van Dyke. Could be Moby. I haven't even named them all!

So many possible Dick orientations.

@selzero eeeheeheeheehee this reminds me of the time i bought a textbook called White Women's Rights by Louise Michele Newman at the university bookstore. The cashier paused, made a funny face, and then composed himself. He apologized and explained, as he turned the cash register display toward me, that it rang up as USED WHITE WOMEN

@selzero

To a man with an ideology, everything looks like cock.

I just know they love their D##k Nixon.
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@selzero "Blade runner" takes on a whole new connotation.