Low Quality FactsStarting next week, Youtube will begin playing five minute unskippable ads that are just a video of their CEO telling you why you're a bad person and that he hates you.
The1goit 
@lowqualityfacts that sounds very possible.
Antonius Marie โง@lowqualityfacts up until the content of the video, I was sighing because it seemed so likely.
Ryan2one3@lowqualityfacts or just call your parents...
Maxilo Overit@lowqualityfacts Well half their ads are already hate speech, so.
edgeoforever ๐@lowqualityfacts how did they steal this idea from Musk?๐ก
Tony Crenshaw's Latte@lowqualityfacts Unless, of course, you are a paying user of Youtube Premium, in which case you get a five-minute unskippable video of their CEO telling you how you're a wonderful person that deserves a special reward, at which point the browser forwards to his OnlyFans page.
Eppy NWS@tonyslatte Mmmm
A good Republican body. Just ~~Riddled~~ with phlebitis!
Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES@lowqualityfacts I expect none of these ads are going to feature Skippy the Bush Kangaroo since they are unskippable. โน๏ธ
John Caveney woke is me๐ ๏ธ@lowqualityfacts a bit like the bird site, but not as long then. ๐
Merk@lowqualityfacts Fuck. Too real.
gauche@lowqualityfacts well, at least we would be getting some honest communication.
Wokebloke for Democracy@lowqualityfacts Don't we have enough ads on Youtube already?
Luna 
@lowqualityfacts Worst part is, they're actually capable of doing stuff like this.
Marius Bogdan Ursan 
@lowqualityfacts i guess Youtube got tired of people with Adblocker(s) ๐
Medea Vanamonde๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ โ@lowqualityfacts not far from the truth
Walrus ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟIt's already bloody awful.
wpieper@lowqualityfacts i feel seen
eestileib (she/hers)Oh it's Neil Mohan now... I'm so out of the xoogler loop that I missed Susan W resigning.
Neil's style would be more passive aggressive; "you should hate yourself" more than "I hate you."
K. Christine Scarpinatto@lowqualityfacts That would be a step up from the usual ads showing trailers of the latest action flicks. Personal insults are easier to ignore than screams and gunshots.
RodneyPetersonTalentAgencyOh! So just like the scumbag whoโs now running Reddit.
Chris Lamke@lowqualityfacts what took so long? I watch YouTube for good comedy and low self esteem.
Peter Butler@lowqualityfacts I lived with Neal his first year at Stanford. I might actually get this video, lol
Barry Schwartz ๐ซ@lowqualityfacts There is actually someone running Google? I thought it was just random.
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Wait, Musk bought Youtube too?
Wait, Musk bought Youtube too?
Sean BalaI thought this was supposed to be a satire account, man.
Edan Osborne ๐บ๐ฆ๐ต๐ธโพ๏ธ@lowqualityfacts Well, The Onion, Brass Eye, and Black Mirror have accidentally come true before. This seems too plausible.