Starting next week, Youtube will begin playing five minute unskippable ads that are just a video of their CEO telling you why you're a bad person and that he hates you.
@lowqualityfacts Unless, of course, you are a paying user of Youtube Premium, in which case you get a five-minute unskippable video of their CEO telling you how you're a wonderful person that deserves a special reward, at which point the browser forwards to his OnlyFans page.

@tonyslatte Mmmm

A good Republican body. Just ~~Riddled~~ with phlebitis!