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lolgopHouse Republicans never anticipated a situation where they would need one (1) member who isn't a complete asshole.
Coyote of Winter@lolgop Nobody expects to need a unicorn.
xian@lolgop Abraham couldn't find one righteous member.
Tyler Stone 
@lolgop Fine, I’ll run for Speaker of the House of Representatives.
In keeping with the practice of the majority party in the House, I have no declared platform; I do have perfect plans for passing appropriations bills and key legislation, which I will reveal once elected.
I meet all the Constitutional qualifications to be Speaker and have governance experience commensurate with many members of the House majority party.
I alone can unite the House to take action and Restore America.
Tyler Stone :ca1: (@[email protected])
Fine, I’ll run for Speaker of the House of Representatives. In keeping with the practice of the majority party in the House, I have no declared platform; I do have perfect plans for passing appropriations bills and key legislation, which I will reveal once elected. I meet all the Constitutional qualifications to be Speaker and have governance experience commensurate with many members of the House majority party. I alone can unite the House to take action and Restore America. #TylerForSpeaker #RestoreAmerica
artisanroxand in keeping with the House majority, I approve your Speakership in the grounds you put all those unsavory icky other people that do all the things I don't do (in public) in FEMA camps.
Darwin Woodka@lolgop these days Republican == asshole
Dan CiruliDan Ciruli (@[email protected])
@[email protected] For the last decade, at the far right end of the party, the dominant factor for success is "how much of an asshole are you willing to be?" President Trump, MTG, Lauren Boebert, Gosar, Crenshaw, Gaetz, De Santis, et.al...all got where they are because they are such assholes (especially to Democrats). But what we're seeing lately (here, in the Speaker's race), is that assholes are assholes to *everyone*.
Jamie Booth@lolgop
If they had one, they would have immediately primaried that person for not being "conservative" enough.
If they had one, they would have immediately primaried that person for not being "conservative" enough.