House Republicans never anticipated a situation where they would need one (1) member who isn't a complete asshole.

@lolgop Fine, I’ll run for Speaker of the House of Representatives.

In keeping with the practice of the majority party in the House, I have no declared platform; I do have perfect plans for passing appropriations bills and key legislation, which I will reveal once elected.

I meet all the Constitutional qualifications to be Speaker and have governance experience commensurate with many members of the House majority party.

I alone can unite the House to take action and Restore America.

#TylerForSpeaker #RestoreAmerica

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Tyler Stone :ca1: (@[email protected])

Fine, I’ll run for Speaker of the House of Representatives. In keeping with the practice of the majority party in the House, I have no declared platform; I do have perfect plans for passing appropriations bills and key legislation, which I will reveal once elected. I meet all the Constitutional qualifications to be Speaker and have governance experience commensurate with many members of the House majority party. I alone can unite the House to take action and Restore America. #TylerForSpeaker #RestoreAmerica

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@tylerstone @lolgop

and in keeping with the House majority, I approve your Speakership in the grounds you put all those unsavory icky other people that do all the things I don't do (in public) in FEMA camps.