CharlieSep 27, 2023
mekka okereke 

Shout out to the polite package thief that had the decency to open the boxes at my mailbox first, to see if I ordered anything worth stealing. 👍🏿

That's just like, manners and stuff. Mighty neighbourly of ya!

Although, I'm a little insulted that you determined the answer to be "No, nothing worth stealing. This man orders trash." Not gon' lie, that stings a little.

Sep 27, 2023 at 12:43amWeb
Show threadDelta WyeSep 27, 2023
@mekkaokereke That situation really, really sucks. But the humor you found in it is fantastic Mekka.
Show threadyouknowthatonepersonwithafaceSep 27, 2023
@mekkaokereke the porch pirates after checking my package to find I ordered 5 cases of animal crackers, a refurbished lenovo laptop, and a first season of a DVD called "Drinking with Ian"
Show threadmathewSep 27, 2023
@mekkaokereke @Thatonepersonwithaface I ordered two big bags of parakeet food, they tore the box open excitedly then left it there.
Show threadkatreSep 27, 2023

@mekkaokereke I once had someone break into my apartment, steal my Playstation and laundry money, and dump every CD I owned on the floor.

None of the CDs were missing.

I was a little bit offended.

Show threadmekka okereke Sep 27, 2023

@katre

🤣 Rude!

Show threadacmSep 27, 2023
@mekkaokereke I once had a package stolen, and returned a couple days later with half the stuff still in it. "nah."
Show threadQueen of AnxietySep 27, 2023
@mekkaokereke My parents had their car broken into once, and their tapes of classical and choral music were all stacked neatly on the seat when they came out. Nothing taken. :)
Show threadCodey McCodefaceSep 27, 2023
@queenofnewyork @mekkaokereke No one escapes the Phantom Organizer!
Show threadCodey McCodefaceSep 27, 2023
@mekkaokereke @timbray I think Amazon is missing out on a business opportunity: “Deter thieves! For only 50 cents more we’ll put a Yanni CD on the top of your order!”
Show threadJeffrey D. StarkSep 27, 2023
@mekkaokereke the real question is what did you order?
Show threadmekka okereke Sep 27, 2023

@JStark

Deadlift wrist straps, exercise bands.

Guess they don't like working out? 🤷🏿‍♂️

Show threadMichael SokolovSep 27, 2023
@mekkaokereke so what trash
Show threadVicki SolomonSep 27, 2023
@mekkaokereke I got burgled right before Christmas. They opened several presents, took none of them.
(they did take my mother's wedding ring and an unopened electric carving knife)