Amish Super ModelI always get a little skeptical when someone tells me they literally died.
dave martin@AmishSuperModel @Stoned_Deva_ Maybe you see ghosts everywhere there are “literally dead” people😳
John Francis@AmishSuperModel "I got better"
Joy Denebeim@AmishSuperModel was it Mary Baker Eddy that told you that? She was prepared for that.
She was the founder of the Christian science movement. She was so sure that the resurrection was coming around real soon now she was buried with the telephone so that she could call her followers. Don't know if she still has a landline or has upgraded to cellular at this point.
James B Toy 🧸@denebeim @AmishSuperModel That is an urban legend and is not true. When Eddy's tomb was being constructed a phone line was run to the site for the benefit of a night watcman who was hired to protect the tomb from vandals while it was still under construction. There never was a phone inside the tomb.
@MrToyMRY @AmishSuperModel well, I was taught that during my assimilation class for Bell northern research which was the r&d arm of Nortel.
Anyway, the teacher taught me that and I never actually went and looked cuz you know teachers aren't supposed to lie to you, are they?
Aviva Gary@AmishSuperModel People can come back...
CPR and defibrillators as well as adrenaline are all things...
Michael Gemar@AmishSuperModel @Gargron Skeptical, or frightened?
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Finley Ⓥ@AmishSuperModel I literally died reading this
Nihl L'Amas@AmishSuperModel Respect their truth.
Harry Wert@AmishSuperModel Perhaps they laid down the boogie and played that funky music?
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Pete Prodoehl 🍕@AmishSuperModel I figuratively died laughing at that one!
potpie@rasterweb @AmishSuperModel why use figuratively literally instead of literally figuratively?
@potpie @AmishSuperModel My brain hurts now.
Becky T@potpie Because the latter is a split infinitive, and that's just not the done thing.
Jason Petersen (he)@AmishSuperModel you acquire a small Michael Shermer?
KanaMauna@AmishSuperModel Maybe you also died and you’re having this conversation in the afterlife. On the other hand, I’m reading this, so that means I must also be dead.
OldAndCranky@AmishSuperModel that quip got you a follow.
haksızlığa uğradık@AmishSuperModel they super-constantly say this to me, I cannot get the chance to be skeptical about it, would you teach me a little bit?
Medea Vanamonde🏳️⚧️ ♀@AmishSuperModel I can legally throw in an almost in front of literally .
lippyduck@AmishSuperModel Me too. Unless they say it through a Ouija board.
snaprails@AmishSuperModel Especially those who claim to have come back three days later.
MastMirrah"I'm not dead yet"
WeaselAfter George Tate died the first time he used to joke, "The last time I did that it killed me."
While he was still recovering after being revived, Ashton-Tate employees were saying not to worry because Ashton had everything under control.
(Ashton was Tate's pet parrot)
Douglas @revdjenk Jenkins@AmishSuperModel
You should write them off... literally
You should write them off... literally