Happy #ProgrammersDay! Here, have this related Optipess comic. Credit https://www.optipess.com #programming #softwaredevelopment
@nixCraft As programmers count from zero...
0: When your code compiles on the first try WITHOUT warnings.
@nixCraft I HATE when my code works first time, I know it's a trap. Get an axe. Something evil is inside it.
Code I have to drag kicking and screaming into the light, that's safe.
Nah, way too suspicious to be a good feeling