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@nixCraft As programmers count from zero...

0: When your code compiles on the first try WITHOUT warnings.

@nixCraft with modern IDEs it's not that difficult to have your code compile on the first try. Whether or not it segfaults, that is a different story.
@nixCraft Naaah. This feels super suspicious and creepy.
@nixCraft When your RUST code compiles on the first try.. well, nobody knows what that feels like yet :)
@iagox86 @nixCraft at least you can be reasonably sure it does what you want it to do once it compiles. Rust is the only language where I can confidently spend 3 hours developing a whole feature before testing it, because 9/10 times it works perfectly once I run it.
@nixCraft Image description:
Feelings, Ranked:
3. True Love
2. Winning the lottery.
1. When your code compiles on the first try.
Images: brain, comic man holding a personโ€˜s hands, same comic man throwing up money, comic man coding and happy

@nixCraft I HATE when my code works first time, I know it's a trap. Get an axe. Something evil is inside it.

Code I have to drag kicking and screaming into the light, that's safe.

@nixCraft

Nah, way too suspicious to be a good feeling