This is an excerpt from a real news article not the Onion.

The excerpt above is taken from the New York Times book review of Walter Isaacson’s autobiography of Elon Musk

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/09/books/review/elon-musk-walter-isaacson.html

Book Review: ‘Elon Musk,’ by Walter Isaacson

Walter Isaacson’s biography of the billionaire entrepreneur depicts a mercurial “man-child” with grandiose ambitions and an ego to match.

The New York Times
@carnage4life here’s what I wanna know: why does she keep shagging him?
@edinel @carnage4life People like Elon can be surprisingly charming in person despite all signs to the opposite. With Steve Jobs it was referred to as the “reality distortion field” and I assume a similar thing is happening here
@carnage4life Narrator: It was totally his heart.
@carnage4life It seems when you are the richest man in the world, some women let you get away with bad behavior!
@carnage4life Elon Musk and Grimes give their children names that have the same vibes as a little kid writing a book by copying the story of a television show they just watched.
@carnage4life Sadly, the number of people who he has abused has only increased over the years. People should not be surprised when the floodgates of accusations open.
@carnage4life @SloanStudio Elon Musk has abused a lot of people but I don’t think Grimes is one of them. She has been kind of a lunatic and a complete moron her whole life 😅 https://m.startribune.com/this-boat-don-t-float/49134952/
This boat don't float

Dreaming of a Huck Finn-style adventure on the Mississippi, a young couple are instead afoul of the law.

Star Tribune
@ppn @carnage4life Or, people like Musk look for people like Grimes because they are easy to target. Time and again you'll find that the worst people seek out the most vulnerable to abuse.
@carnage4life Steven Levy had an interview with Grimes in WIRED recently and it was clear she totally drinks the ElMo koolaid.
@carnage4life daemon mode, as in he is detached from the invoking TTY? ;-)
@bartek @carnage4life
Or any TTY now or in the future
@carnage4life I’m sad for the children. All of them… maybe too many.
@carnage4life A narcissistic rage by any other name ... 😠
@carnage4life @below If you’re wealthy enough, you get to make jokey nerd names to define your sociopathy.