This is an excerpt from a real news article not the Onion.

The excerpt above is taken from the New York Times book review of Walter Isaacson’s autobiography of Elon Musk

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/09/books/review/elon-musk-walter-isaacson.html

Book Review: ‘Elon Musk,’ by Walter Isaacson

Walter Isaacson’s biography of the billionaire entrepreneur depicts a mercurial “man-child” with grandiose ambitions and an ego to match.

The New York Times
@carnage4life here’s what I wanna know: why does she keep shagging him?
@edinel @carnage4life People like Elon can be surprisingly charming in person despite all signs to the opposite. With Steve Jobs it was referred to as the “reality distortion field” and I assume a similar thing is happening here