Low Quality Facts

Only $999,999,940 left until we hit our billion dollar goal! Here is a list of things I will soon purchase to ensure Fishy's protection:

-Chainsaw
-Surgeon who can replace one of my arms with said chainsaw
-Gator stocked moat
-The Chinese Military
-An indestructible cat-sized hamster ball that Fishy can roll around in
-A black belt so people think I know karate and are hesitant to trifle with me
https://gofund.me/4d58b387

Sep 2, 2023 at 6:53pmWeb
Show threaddiscountstorytimeSep 2, 2023
@lowqualityfacts maybe get black belt for Fishy to wear also?
Show threadLow Quality FactsSep 2, 2023
@eeyorc Smart thinking, will do.
Show threadTobias 🌒🌕🌘Sep 2, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Imma tutch da fishy tho ...
Show threadAndrew PontiousSep 2, 2023
@lowqualityfacts @catdad Sounds a bit.....fishy.
Show threadoptoSep 2, 2023
@lowqualityfacts You had me at chainsaw hand
Show threadHallucinationsofasiliconslabSep 2, 2023
@opto @lowqualityfacts
Groovy
Show threadDaedalusSep 2, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
Show threadphi1997Sep 2, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
But if you replace an arm with a chainsaw, you can't use it to pet Fishy!
Show threadΣ(i³) = (Σi)²Sep 3, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I haven't priced it out recently but my gut feeling is that the Chinese army might cost a shade over a $billion. Might have to settle for the Luxembourg army.
Show threadcrystalSep 3, 2023
@lowqualityfacts might I suggest investing into a surface-to-air missile battery (or ten) to protect Fishy against aerial assault?