Only $999,999,940 left until we hit our billion dollar goal! Here is a list of things I will soon purchase to ensure Fishy's protection:

-Chainsaw
-Surgeon who can replace one of my arms with said chainsaw
-Gator stocked moat
-The Chinese Military
-An indestructible cat-sized hamster ball that Fishy can roll around in
-A black belt so people think I know karate and are hesitant to trifle with me
https://gofund.me/4d58b387