KarolynThis house has a kitchen with a 1.5 butt capacity. It’s where I go to have some solitude when extra people, parents, are visiting. My mother is causing a fire hazard by exceeding capacity by .5 and haranguing me about helping. #introvert #mothers #relationships
cetan@MMGirlfriend I am alerting the General Conference on Weights and Measures to the new SI unit: 'butt capacity.' That is too good to not be standardized.
@cetan It’s on par with #StoatsAsMeasurement
@MMGirlfriend is that a measure of cuteness? "My goodness that cat is 3 stoats!" etc?
@cetan It’s a measure for anything! I believe it’s from the March Mammal Madness scientists.
@MMGirlfriend oh my I have just seen the Princess Pricklepants Stoats as Measurement comic. 
@cetan That wily hedgehog!