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I had my roof replaced by Fielder on the Roofing.

Best part is the dude's last name really was Fielder.

@eviltrout @catnip There's a children's play centre in the north of Ireland called 'Wains World'. ('wain' is Ulster-Scots for child).

https://wainsworldbuncrana.ie/about

About - Wains World Buncrana

Wains World offers a play and party experience dreamt by every child, where Bella, Elsa and some of their Disney Friends can join the fun. We have an unprecedented range of attractions and equipment, all contained in our custom-built facility. How did this adventure start? Wains World is the brainchild of its owner, Brian, back … About Read More Β»

Wains World Buncrana

@eviltrout Good one. Down in the SE of England we have the air con company "Stiff Nipples"
https://www.checkatrade.com/trades/StiffNipples

There was also somewhere in west London I think one of those companies one calls to come and empty one's septic tank that had the tag-line on their trucks "You dump it, we'll pump it".

@bytebro @eviltrout DIY Store in Dublin but I also swear I saw some in a trip through Norhtern England some 20y ago - Knobs and Knockers.
@eviltrout Forgive my ignorance but what's so special about this? Is there some reference I'm missing?
@eviltrout There's a piercing and tattooing place in Manchester called 'Holier Than Thou".
@eviltrout Specialising in caulking seems very niche.
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Best part about this would be that the owner doesn't even like movies. Their last name is Macaulay and they do Caulking.

@eviltrout my wife’s uncle was an electrician, and this has been one of my favorite magnets
@eviltrout How is that not a fake store in the opening credits of Bob’s Burgers?
@eviltrout sincerely hoping this guy works on homes, alone.
@eviltrout Yesterday I saw a sign for a rental agent (I think) called "Home Malone".
@eviltrout best not leave them alone in your home