Low Quality FactsHeaven is a place on Earth (it is the burrito place downtown where they never charge me for guacamole even though the chalkboard on their wall clearly states that guacamole costs extra).
Geoffray LevasseurWhile hell refer to a concept that exists in many places on Earth.
There's even highways going to.
EDVARDS@lowqualityfacts
Any place with guacamole is heaven, even if Señor Peter charges you for it at the gate.
+Thanks for the lunch suggestion. I'll start with home-made tortillas while I imagineer the filling.
JP Etcheber@lowqualityfacts Okay, first complaint of this account. This is obviously not a low quality fact but a fantasy you played out in your head as you forked over $10 for guac.
Obsolete@lowqualityfacts
Your posts about free guacamole are enabling communism to take hold in this country!
Your posts about free guacamole are enabling communism to take hold in this country!
The Real OgBallaz@lowqualityfacts It must be heavenly
Noah Cook@lowqualityfacts If I believed in hell, this would make perfect sense. If heaven is a burrito place, hell would be the toilet in the back of the burrito place...
John Infante@UncivilServant @lowqualityfacts Hell would be a burrito place where guac is extra, but the guy asking you keeps wanting to make sure you want it, because guac is extra, as he makes your burrito for eternity.
Gondoliere@lowqualityfacts Lucky You👍
David Cohen@lowqualityfacts Because Belinda Carlisle (who owns it) must fancy you.
wtry@lowqualityfacts Thats how they manipulate you into going back, don't be a sheep, get woke
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