Low Quality FactsHeaven is a place on Earth (it is the burrito place downtown where they never charge me for guacamole even though the chalkboard on their wall clearly states that guacamole costs extra).
Noah Cook@lowqualityfacts If I believed in hell, this would make perfect sense. If heaven is a burrito place, hell would be the toilet in the back of the burrito place...
John Infante@UncivilServant @lowqualityfacts Hell would be a burrito place where guac is extra, but the guy asking you keeps wanting to make sure you want it, because guac is extra, as he makes your burrito for eternity.