One of the most heartbreaking things about men is that, the more they want to bone you, the fewer of your jokes they laugh at.

Absolutely guts me.

I see it so often in sexy spaces - funny women having their hilarious thoughts/witty turns of phrase stonewalled by horny men who fling compliments about their tits without acknowledging their wit at the same time. Devastating. Pearls before swine.

@girlonthenet Is this actually a thing? Are my brethren really so utterly fucking thick on such a regular basis?

...actually, don't answer that. I don't even know why I asked. I'm meant to be a scientist, I should understand 'abundant evidence' when I see it

@Garwboy @girlonthenet don’t you get around? Testosterone poisoning is endemic.