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@dkiesow this is great. In literally every imaginable way.
If Cruz were able to critical thinking, would he be in the reps?
Lin-Manuel’s shortest musical. CRUZ. “I am not going to…” BANG! “Is he dead?” “Yup”. CURTAIN. APPLAUSE.
one of many disparaging tweets Ted Cruz’s ex college roommate, Craig Mazin, has written in regards to Ted Cruz. He absolutely hates Ted Cruz even more than most people. And he has a pretty solid reference point.
Craig Mazin also wrote The Hangover II and III, and is executive producer/writer/creator of Chernobyl and The Last of Us, both on Max (formerly known as HBO)
Another favorite Craig Mazin tweet about Ted Cruz I’ve committed to memory.
“I don’t know if it’s been asked, but did Ted Cruz have a secret nickname in college everybody called him?” “That dick. But it wasn’t secret.”
@dkiesow Or, you know, (strokes beard): "an obligate saltwater species in freshwater? Why isn't it dying of osmotic shock?"
(Because science is haaaaard, even for high school biology levels of science.)