@nysepho “uhh would you like EFIs with that?”

@nysepho I blame inflation

@nysepho Celeron N2930

@nysepho sir we only have mcuefi, is that okay?

@nysepho oh and a memory information happy meal too, thanks.

@nysepho lol

@nysepho Loaded with FAT32 I should think.

@nysepho Say what you want but their blue screen of nuggets are killer

@nysepho Please boot into the first Windows…

@nysepho @SwiftOnSecurity I am hung up on how the background shows a flat gray sky but the screen seems to be reflecting a gorgeous sunset in another dimension

@nysepho should anyone have systems running a bios version from 2015?

@nysepho Yet another reason to hate these godawful things

@nysepho with extra drivers

@nysepho You need to go to Kernel Sanders

@nysepho lmaoooo

@nysepho welcome to mcbios may I take your boot order

@nysepho press f10 to complete order

@nysepho From there you can probably overclock your quarter pounder.

@nysepho Do you really want to drive off without saving your order?

@nysepho

*Pulls out USB*

Time to change the boot order on this thing.

@nysepho - Would you like a McLarge McFries and a McLarge McShake to McCombo that McBIOS?
I’m trying to get into McUniversity to McGet my McMasters McPhD in Mac-ipulation… How about it, Mac? Bite the Apple for me?