GibbAlright ya tooters, the doctor is in.
I’m… I’m the doctor.
Mind you I’m not, like, a medical professional of any kind, but I WILL give you vaguely useful life advice.
PRESENT YOUR QUESTIONS TO THE ALTER OF MY TOOTING
Phorm The Vixdjinn
Gualdhar (he/him)@Gibb Dear Dr. Gibb et. al.,
How many toots would it take to start my own space program?
Legally Distinct Basilisk@Gibb What's your opinion on Roman numerals?
timiam@Gibb If you bought Twitter, er I mean X, what would you rename it?
[moved to @@Gibb What’s the Mastodon experience like for a puppet?
Sophie@Gibb got any tips for becoming nocturnal?
@Velvet Don’t care about when you go to bed and it’ll just kinda happen.
Eric MillerHey Gibb. What is your preferred offering to the elder god Algo'Rythm? Chicken just hasn't been working out for me lately.
Daskilyn Monroe@Gibb Will you help me hide the body?
Hyuna (Snowcookies)@Gibb Will you be attending any cons in the future?
@Gibb I'm stuck in a Walmart waiting for car service for an hour. What should I do?
@CooperTheClearestBlue Scrabble around in the flat-priced chicken to find the most weight for your buck.
Boris@Gibb how do you respond to the wild accusations that you are glib?
Dusk 
@Gibb How are you adjusting to the new moonbase?
Estel@Gibb Hey Gibb, if you could time travel, where is your first stop? And which people are you bringing with you on your trip?
comics0026@Gibb do you have a favourite dinosaur or dinosaur-like creature?
Danielle@Gibb Dr. Gibb, how should I placate my PhD dissertation committee?
@danielledoesdata The fastest way to the masters degree is through the stomach
Kyle Brown 
@Gibb Dear doctors Gibb
I have difficulty coming up with questions to ask celebrities. Do you have any advice?
Thanks
Carrie E, Big Craft EnergyI only bought one zucchini plant. Where do all the zucchinis keep coming from?
Tap & Roll GamesWhat have you done with Bartleby/Barnaby, and is there any place particular we should start looking for the body?
Hyperialguard@Gibb Dear Doctor Gibb, how should I deal with the endless dread in my heart? Also, favorite pie?
@Hyperialguard Same answer both questions: meat pie w/red sauce
Cooper Astronaut@Gibb Hello Gibb, what kind of salad do you like to eat?
Robert "Anaerin" Johnston@Gibb Dear Gibb, what's your first choice D&D class?
CaptainSpam@Gibb Dear Gibb, if you were to spend an obscene amount of money to destroy LRR's brand recognition and replace it with a letter of the alphabet, from which alphabet would you pick a letter?
Saberpilot@Gibb Gibb, what fandoms would be good to get my 2 year old into? He already likes Gundam and Kirby.
May Keable 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@Gibb What is Baldur's Gate?
Minh@Gibb Dr. Gibb, I need you to clarify this prescription. I think it just says "Grit Good" I need a milligram strength and directions. Also any refills?
@pharmacistjudge External use only.
@Gibb I'm trying to learn how to make good pizza, but my dough doesn't stretch very well. Should I try longer rest times or should I experiment with the hydration?
TSSaloicDear Dr. @Gibb,
What are the 23 flavors in the Pepper Physicians carbonated beverage?
Symphony@Gibb Dear Dr. Gibb, I just graduated university but no one's hiring junior staff. What kind of sacrifice do I need to prepare to convince employers to give me money?
rhett underwood@Gibb i am finally visiting canada (bc specifically) at the end of the month! what hidden gems should i seek out?
@CanvasWolfDoll On your way to the quarry, check out the Enchanted Forest near Revelstoke, it’s weird as hell.
Ambient Sponge@Gibb How can I find more cheese?
Yours, Sir Wibblington Stilton the Third
computercolinx@Gibb whats your favorite synthetic fabric to wrap around yourself or strangle an enemy with
James Patten@Gibb tell us about a cool bird you have seen lately.
Mike "Pez" Hasko@Gibb What drink would you pair with a thinly sliced roast beef?
@Gibb If sweet sauce is bad and sour sauce is bad, how can sweet and sour sauce be so good?
@Nate_T I have some experiments to try...
SBuzz@Gibb Do you have any tips on finding a good bookie who will take bets on the passing of local election measures? I won $5 from a lotto scratcher and am looking to expand it further.
AtomicBioPunk (He/Him)@Gibb besides "questions", what items would you like presented on an alter to you?
James Turner@Gibb So there's This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles.
What should I do?
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles.
What should I do?
(No, I'm not Gibb, but this was just too easy to pass up...)
You should Absolutely give it Nine Days, and see if you still feel the same then.
@James_LRR Sounds like it’s time for an awkward conversation with your wife
Zoltan Gramantik@Gibb Dear doctor Gibb, MD, PhD. I am an actual honest-to-god medical doctor. I also run a diving medicine practice. Are you at all competent at hyperbaric medicine and are you available to consult? Also happy to co-author anything you feel is worth publishing. Please have your people call my people.
Jeffrey Hayes@Gibb When's the next season of Fuzzboys coming out?
@Gibb Asking for a friend, what should he do after stumbling upon buried treasure? He wants to keep it, but I'm telling him he should share it.
@Newt I cannot represent you legally but I’d be happy to do so morally.
Diana@Gibb I sucked a lot when I was running my most recent D&D game, any good guidelines for not doing that?
Tokkan@Gibb Dear Doctor Gibb,
If you had a cryptid as a neighbour that kept borrowing tools and/or pantry items, what would be the best way to let them know they can just come by to hang out *here* and cook if they want?
Arken@Gibb How I can make sure I'm kind enough for the .social?
Matt Wright@Gibb Dr Gibb, what is missing from the new moonbase, apart from being on the moon of course?
Amelie Wikström@Gibb Dear Dr Gibb, if you were the One Ring, how many hobbits in succession would you tolerate being carried by before coming up with a different plan?
UnseenAcademical@Gibb How do I keep all my money from vanishing at the end of the month?
Arspex@Gibb What are some good 'neighbor friendly' traps I can use to secure my area? I'm hoping for something that will disable an intruder, but not make a lot of noise or disturb my neighbors.
Ben (he/him)@Gibb Do you enjoy causing problems on purpose?
GreatIrishElkGibb, how do you sleep? Upside down? Star Fish? All night? So many options.