@dgar Every direction I go eventually leads me to a cow. It’s unavoidable.

@dgar funfact: sometimes I call myself a "state certified coward" (conscientious objector)

@dgar And this Cow responds:
"Don't follow me Idiot!!!"

@dgar Similarly, Tom Ward is a direction. One can use Tom compasses that align to magnetic Tom.

@dgar unless I'm afraid of cows, in which case I'm headed "cowawayfrom"

@dgar Yeah, someone's who's moving towards a cow to kill and eat it when shift hits the planet. Go #vegan! Leave the cows alone.

@dgar So if we say something deserves an award that really means it should just go away?

@dgar always moving coward 🐄

@dgar It does, in fact. More or less. Cows have been associated with fear and timidity in England for centuries. (C.f. "to be cowed by something", "to be cow-hearted".) So cowardly means cow-like; a coward is a "cow-ish" person. And therefore is approaching, metaphorically, a cow.