OH MY GOD. I could not get rear quarter windows of my car to go up the last month. Too lazy to take to dealer. So I subscribed to Lexus dealer diagnostics docs for $25 for 2 days.

I go to troubleshooting section.
1.) Battery connected?
2.) Engine on?
3.) Window lock off?

FML🤬

@SwiftOnSecurity I once called my employer in a panic to say I wouldn't be coming in because my car wouldn't start. Turns out I forgot I just got an automatic and had shut it off in neutral with the parking brake on 🙄