RATAKATAug 6, 2023
Low Quality Facts

Still trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost if you:

-Like pizza.

-Enjoy watching movies.

-Have recurring dreams that you are a frog.

-Feel distraught when you wake up and realize that you are in fact not a frog.

-Spend your days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians.

Jan 8, 2023 at 11:21pmWeb
Show threadMichael GemarJan 8, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Those criteria seem to be excluding those who are actually successful…
Show threadYves L. Jardin-NoamJan 9, 2023
@michaelgemar @lowqualityfacts the successful have moved on from Mastodon. They encourage the rest of us.
Show threadBear the DadMar 22, 2023
@michaelgemar @lowqualityfacts Damn. I like movies, enjoy watching frogs, and have recurring dreams that I am a pizza. So close!
Show threadThe BreadmonkeyJan 8, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

https://youtu.be/guzB_w842F4
Can't find the version where he asks in the beginning - DO YOU EVER WAKE UP WITH BULLFROGS ON YOUR MIND?

It exists somewhere. Or I'm having a breakdown. Either way - it's a song about waking up thinking about frogs. And it's Canned Heat so is excellent. You're welcome.

Bullfrog Blues (Live At Monterey Pop Jazz Festival / 1967)

YouTube
Show threadLilith Ashley Nyx Arson Jan 8, 2023
@TheBreadmonkey @lowqualityfacts

this one?
Rory Gallagher Ohne Filter (Baden Baden, 1990)

YouTube
Show threadPollyJan 9, 2023
@TheBreadmonkey @lowqualityfacts
All I know is Jeremiah was a bull frog
Was a good friend of mine
Show threadJames RyanApr 8, 2023

@pollybird @TheBreadmonkey @lowqualityfacts

Oh, joy to the world, we got another one...

Show threadistartedajoke🌎✌️Jan 8, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I eat pizza on occasion
Show threadMatthew 🌒Jan 8, 2023
@lowqualityfacts do I need to meet all of these criteria or just one?
Show threadLow Quality FactsJan 8, 2023
@OnwardParsley I'm fine with just one if it's a frog one.
Show threadMatthew 🌒Jan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I like movies about frogs...
Show threadFrost「｜｜霜の狼｜人面獣心」🐺❄️Jan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Sounds like you're a frog! I'm a wolf. You can just be an animal. 
Show threadAlexJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts boosted and nobody will ever know which one it’s for
Show threadValerie RoneyJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Have you considered you might be a frog having nightmares about being human?
Show threadLow Quality FactsJan 9, 2023
@vlrny Well I will now.
Show threadKarin SorenbyJan 30, 2023
@lowqualityfacts @vlrny 😏😂
Show threadDavid Rush. M.Eng. ✅Jan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I only hit 2 of those 5. Maybe 3. That I will admit to.
Show threadLow Quality FactsJan 9, 2023
@rushtone Not a pizza or movies fan?
Show threadDavid Rush. M.Eng. ✅Jan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Gosh am I that transparent?
Show threadSharonbw stands with MinnesotaJan 9, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

I'm boosting because I fall into 2 of your 5 categories. The first 2. 🙂 🐸

Show threadEricka SimoneJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts maybe not frog but definitely lion. But same.
Show threadTrolleyJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Well I do like pizza and movies, but as far as I remember I haven’t had a dream about being a frog. Hopefully that isn’t a deal breaker. I do like a show about frogs, is that close enough?
Show threadLow Quality FactsJan 9, 2023
@Trolley_Problem I'll accept it.
Show threadKarin SorenbyJan 30, 2023
@Trolley_Problem @lowqualityfacts hmm I have never had the frog dream either… I’m going to try really hard tonight.. maybe if I count frogs instead of sheep..😏?? But I do love pizza☺️
Show threadSam ShoresJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts some of these are true of me
Show threadErryn PollockJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts You had me at "frog".
Show threadmeowomonJan 9, 2023

Pizza. You had me at pizza.

@lowqualityfacts

Show threadtcadellJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts and or or?
Show threadLow Quality FactsJan 9, 2023
@tcadell Both.
Show threadsoapyJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I wish I was him
Show threadBrayingBoozehoundJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts so my dog used to put things in her mouth that should not go in her mouth, and normally I would just stick my fingers in there to sweep it out while she looked at me stubbornly, but this one time there was this squished frog on our walk and she got it in her mouth before I could stop her and no way was I sticking my fingers in there so I was reduced to pleading with her to spit it out, and anyway, I don't think you should feel so bad about not being a frog.
Show threadRachelJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts 😂😂😂
Show threadsadmac356Jan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts FROG
Show threadAngieJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts reminds me of the Tom Holt book Falling Sideways.
Show threadcovidh8rJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts 🍕 🎥
Show threadDoctorOctothorpJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts caution: it's not easy being green.
Show threadjordanJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts no joke when i took some thc gummies i spent a few months curating The Shapes that came to me in visions. it is very possible the answers you seek lie within The Shapes
Show threadDoug Baker - Elbows Up! 🇨🇦Jan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts You have almost 5000 followers. That’s a lot of incanting.
Show threadMrShoggothJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts - What kind of pizza? 🤔
Show threadMatthew 🌒Jan 9, 2023
@MrShoggoth @lowqualityfacts cheese and... frog legs?
Show threadFishMom2022Jan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts ummmmm...yes the pizza and movies thing. Frogshit is just weird lol
Show threadKimathi kusiniJan 9, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

Let them look for you instead. This is mastodon.

Show threadSteve LaskevitchJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts totally into the first two. Never considered the frog lifestyle but willing to discuss
Show threadLot⁴⁹Jan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I feel so seen.
Show threadDeerphneJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts this is me mostly successful, proof attached: https://mastodon.lol/@deerphne/109504915908349201
Deerphne (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image · Content warning: Sexy legs selfie

Mastodon.lol
Show threadLow Quality FactsJan 9, 2023
@deerphne Teach me your secrets.
Show threadDeerphneJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts the ancient texts I count most successful are Japanese Kawaii inspired fashion options and much patience on shipping
Show threadDeerphneJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Alternatively, playing a frog humanoid in a ttrpg is also successful for making oneself in tune with their froggo vibes
Show threadacrossthenightJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Have you tried the Egyptian Book of the Dead? It has spells for turning people to Donkeys which is... progress?
Show threadStegosaurusJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Five for five here... Now here comes the hard question... what KIND of pizza?
Show threadLow Quality FactsJan 9, 2023
@Stegasaurus Literally any. I am not one to judge someone for their love of pizza.
Show threadRussellJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Nascent Spider-Man villains needs support too.
Show threadkiwisHugeEggJan 9, 2023

@lowqualityfacts you should check out Pratchett's Wee free men. There is a Toad character there who lives in a witches hat: "He knows he was turned into a toad, but left thinking he was human, and doesn't know why. Never trust a woman with a star on her wand! Sometimes at night he is troubled by the thought that he might have been a toad who got on her nerves."

https://wiki.lspace.org/Toad

Show threadMike AtlanticJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Yeah, I'll buy that 😂
Show threadCrimsoniculous Jan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts what if I only enjoy SOME of these things? Would you still want it boosted?
Show threadLow Quality FactsJan 9, 2023
@Crimsoniculous Definitely.
Show threadAmeriCanuckJan 9, 2023

@lowqualityfacts May I suggest the Kama-Rupa ?

This is a minor siddhi (super-power) of the Hindu Vedas. Through intense meditation, combined with Yogic powers, one can assume any form (rupa) that one desires (kama).

Show threadThe Gneech! Awww YeahJan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Mmm, pizza… :d
Show threadBadwolf303Jan 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts 🎼Sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you