Low Quality FactsJan 8, 2023

Still trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost if you:

-Like pizza.

-Enjoy watching movies.

-Have recurring dreams that you are a frog.

-Feel distraught when you wake up and realize that you are in fact not a frog.

-Spend your days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians.

Show threadMichael Gemar
@lowqualityfacts Those criteria seem to be excluding those who are actually successful…
Jan 8, 2023 at 11:27pmWeb
Show threadYves L. Jardin-NoamJan 9, 2023
@michaelgemar @lowqualityfacts the successful have moved on from Mastodon. They encourage the rest of us.
Show threadBear the DadMar 22, 2023
@michaelgemar @lowqualityfacts Damn. I like movies, enjoy watching frogs, and have recurring dreams that I am a pizza. So close!