Still trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost if you:

-Like pizza.

-Enjoy watching movies.

-Have recurring dreams that you are a frog.

-Feel distraught when you wake up and realize that you are in fact not a frog.

-Spend your days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians.

@lowqualityfacts so my dog used to put things in her mouth that should not go in her mouth, and normally I would just stick my fingers in there to sweep it out while she looked at me stubbornly, but this one time there was this squished frog on our walk and she got it in her mouth before I could stop her and no way was I sticking my fingers in there so I was reduced to pleading with her to spit it out, and anyway, I don't think you should feel so bad about not being a frog.