Graham Stark

At the Stonehenge gift shop, I did NOT buy the massive Stonehenge branded package of Cadbury’s Fingers, and only SOME of that is because it’s enormous and I cannot transport it home or eat it all before I leave.

The rest of the reason I didn’t buy it is the horrendous levels of JPEG.

Aug 4, 2023 at 9:02pmWeb
Show thread⌈Tautology⌋Aug 4, 2023
@Graham_LRR alphy: good fucking grief i could take a better picture with a nokia from the 2000s
Show threadWeagleAug 4, 2023
@Graham_LRR You'd think that they would be able to have a nice, proper photo for printing on something that's literally being sold in the gift shop... but I guess that'd require effort, wouldn't it?
Show threadMollyAug 4, 2023
@Graham_LRR Always fascinated which professional does something like this.
Show threadJuliamonAug 4, 2023
@Graham_LRR Well, it's Stonehenge... you can't expect them to be up with the times.
Show threadEd... should be in bed.Aug 4, 2023
@Graham_LRR
Solid reasoning.
Show threadAmelie WikströmAug 4, 2023
@Graham_LRR Looks like something the marketing team from the Crapshot series would come up with after a long night of brainstorming and confusing the meaning of the word "artifact."
Show threadJudge Yuri 👩🏻‍⚖️Aug 4, 2023
@amelie @Graham_LRR Cut to Graham: "FUCK" *honk*
Show threadGualdhar (he/him)Aug 4, 2023
@Graham_LRR that's the worst Piet Mondrian I've ever seen.
Show threadazninsectAug 4, 2023
@Graham_LRR "Just use the photo shops to make it bigger it's fine"
Show threadMark (Kramburger)Aug 4, 2023
@Graham_LRR how dare you, those JPEGs are cultural artifact(ed)
Show threadJackfrostAug 4, 2023
@Graham_LRR there’s a Spinel Tap joke about this but I can’t come up with it.
Show threadNoxStryxAug 5, 2023
@Graham_LRR film photos of stonehenge also contain artifacts.
Show threadYaxAug 5, 2023
@Graham_LRR I zoomed in on the image and then screamed so loud I scared my cat. That's just awful.
Show threadjennyAug 5, 2023
@Graham_LRR i'm not sure i would've had your strength
Show threadmakahiAug 5, 2023
@Graham_LRR gotta stick to your principles
Show threadMichelle Rapp, Tough CookieAug 8, 2023
@Graham_LRR But were they 18" tall?
Show threadAaron AllermannAug 8, 2023
@kilnfiendpotter @Graham_LRR Would you believe I managed to *very quickly* get a photo someone took on Reddit of this exact thing