Vance is a little dainty today...

Just had a friend of Liz's drop off no joke about a fifth of a cow. We got tomahawks, T bones, Y Bones, ossobuco, ethically raised & slaughtered, everything that protein lovers crave.

In just over an hour at twitch.tv/pax2, come watch us battle it out!

My flight to Melbourne for PAX AUS was delayed two hours, which is annoying and only compounded by the fact that I can already smell unwashed nerd.
I'm saying that the departure gate smells like a Magic Prerelease...

Mark Latham complaining about Pauline Hanson taking over One Nation is like someone complaining about Jim Jones taking over Jonestown

My toddler: "I'm back from work daddy!"
Me: "Wow, what work did you do?"
Toddler: "Nothing, I just did work."
Me: "...
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Yeah, I've had days like that."

My sister in law asked my toddler if I should get a job on Bluey and goddamnit now I have someone new to disappoint with my career choices

Finally got a good look at Carrot, our surprise housemate tonight