"#Populism" isn't intrinsically left or right. The distinction between the two is often obscured by jargon, but there's a simple litmus test (courtesy of #StevenBrust): "ask what's more important: human rights, or property rights. If they say 'property rights are human rights,' they're on the right."

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https://pluralistic.net/2023/08/04/owning-the-libs/#swiper-no-swiping

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Pluralistic: Fighting junk fees is “woke” (04 August 2023) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow

Which is to say, both the left and the right can be populist, but the populist left seeks to improve peoples' lives, no matter what that takes, while the populist right is *only* willing to make the world better when that doesn't interfere with the interests of property owners.

This is how you get the Libertarian Party of New Hampshire equating publicly produced, free insulin with forcing enslaved Black people to pick cotton in the fields:

https://newrepublic.com/post/174485/libertarian-party-suggests-former-black-lawmaker-pick-crops-free

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Libertarian Party Thinks It’s OK to Tweet at Black People About Picking Crops

The Libertarian Party compared slavery to affordable health care in an attack on former Ohio state Senator Nina Turner.

The New Republic

For right populists, the property rights of pharma giants are human rights, so anything that interferes with those rights is equivalent to any other human rights violation.

This is not only wrong, but it's also a huge vulnerability in the right populist mindset. It's a button that, when pushed, produces a reliable and reflexive outrage.

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This is essential for the creation, maintenance and expansion of #plutocracy. In a plutocracy, a small minority owns most of the property (we live in a plutocracy). By definition, plutocracy isn't popular, since it's a system that benefits a small minority at everyone else's expense. In its natural state, plutocracy is only popular with its winners, and not the vast majority of losers it creates.

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So plutocrats need to find ways to get turkeys to vote for Christmas. One important trick is to convince us all that the system is fair, guided by an #InvisibleHand that performs mystic passes over our heads at birth and locates the very best of us and elevates us to the apex of the social pyramid.

But there's a problem with this: plutocracy is self-sustaining.

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The story that we're all just "#TemporarilyEmbarrassedMillionaires" who can rise to the top with hard work and smarts falls flat in the face of the reality that nearly everyone at the top was born there. If the system selects rulers based on merit, and if everyone the system selects was born rich, then the rich must have some *genetic* trait that makes them destined to rule.

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This is why plutocracy always turns into aristocracy: the idea that some people are suited to rule because they have "good blood." Eugenics is, above all, a way to excuse inequality. Fitness to rule is determined primarily by whose orifice you emerge from, and only secondarily by any obvious competence or skill.

So right wing footsoldiers are mired in a terrible and shameful swamp of self-loathing.

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By definition, their lack of wealth and power is their own fault, and not merely their fault, but the fault of their genes. Being on the bottom is proof that you deserve to be there. Your failure to rise proves that you don't deserve to rise.

No wonder the right is so irony-poisoned.

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Remember 2020, when gun-nuts got "revenge" on gun safety scolds by photographing themselves pointing loaded guns at their own penises? The participants insisted that they were just trolling, and they were...by pointing loaded guns at their dicks:

https://pluralistic.net/2020/05/28/holographic-nano-layer-catalyser/#musketfuckers

Plutocrats understand that there are limits to irony, and that at a certain point, irony poisoning becomes so acute that your rank-and-file literally start blowing their balls off.

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Pluralistic: 28 May 2020 – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow

To relieve the pressure, plutes scapegoat other people based on their gender, sexual orientation, race, or nationality.

This provides an important resolution to the cognitive dissonance of meritocracy. The reason you're doing so badly isn't that you lack merit, it's that #AffirmativeAction has elevated unworthy people to the positions that *you* deserve.

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You *are* a temporarily embarrassed millionaire - but the riches you deserve have been snaffled up by welfare queens and DEI consultants.

Cruelty isn't the point of #CultureWarBullshit: the point is *power*. Cruelty is merely the *tactic*:

https://pluralistic.net/2022/03/09/turkeys-voting-for-christmas/#culture-wars

Culture war bullshit is a *very* reliable way to get turkeys to vote for Christmas.

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Pluralistic: 09 Mar 2022 – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow

Take the campaign against #JunkFees, which have ticketmastered every part of your life with "fees" for things like "paying your rent by check" and "*not* paying your rent by check":

https://pluralistic.net/2022/11/30/military-industrial-park-service/#booz-allen

There is no broad constituency for junk fees. Scam artists (including scam artists in the C-suites of Fortune 100 companies) love them, sure, but junk fees make everyone else furious.

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Pluralistic: Booz Allen ticketmastered America’s public lands (30 Nov 2022) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow

What's a plutocrat to do? Well, it turns out that culture war bullshit can make right wingers point (metaphorical) guns at their own junk - all plutocrats need to do is put the word out that getting rid of junk fees is "#woke" and low-information right-wing thumbsuckers will *demand* the right to be charged junk fees.

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Here's an example: one especially pernicious form of junk fee is the "#SwipeFees" that credit-card companies charge merchants. In an increasingly cashless age, these companies - dominated by the #Visa/#Mastercard duopoly - have figured out how to scrape 3-5% out of *every single retail transaction in the entire fucking economy*.

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Every merchant you patronize has to charge more - or reduce quality, or both - in order to pay this #Danegeld to two of the largest, most profitable companies in the world. Visa/Mastercard have hiked their fees by *40 percent* since the pandemic's start. Forty. Fucking. *Percent*. Tell me again how #greedflation isn't real?

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A bipartisan legislative coalition, led by Senator #DickDurbin (D-IL) and Senator #RogerMarshall (R-KS) have proposed the #CreditCardCompetitionAct (#CCCA), which will force competition into credit-card routing, putting pressure on the Visa/Mastercard duopoly:

https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/senate-bill/1838/text?s=1&r=3

This should be a no-brainer, but plute spin-doctors have plenty of no-brains to fill up with culture war bullshit.

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Writing in *#TheAmericanProspect*, #LukeGoldstein unpacks an #astroturf campaign to save the endangered swipe fee from woke competition advocates:

https://prospect.org/power/2023-08-04-wall-street-culture-war-swipe-fee-reform/

Now, this campaign isn't particularly sophisticated. It goes like this: #Target is a big business that runs a lot of transactions through Visa/Mastercard, so it stands to benefit from competition in payment routing.

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Wall Street Stokes Culture War to Fight Swipe Fee Reform

The credit card industry is attempting to whip up right-wing hysterics to fight a bipartisan financial reform.

The American Prospect

And Target did a mean woke by selling #Pride merch, which makes them #groomers. So by fighting swipe fees, Congress is giving woke groomers a government bailout!

It's literally that stupid. It's being pushed by a dark money group based in Kansas, which is targeting Senator Marshall's constituents with mailers that warns voters they'll "lose their credit card points" because he's thrown his lot in with "liberal politicians":

https://punchbowl.news/caf-marshall-mailer-kansas/

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CAF Marshall Mailer Kansas - Punchbowl News

Punchbowl News

The fliers also warn that competition could result in "your financial data could be processed by partners of the Chinese Communist Party" (the bill bans foreign companies from routing transactions, and bans #ChinaUnionPay by name).

The fliers are anonymous. The only ghoul shameless enough to put his name on the campaign is #GroverNorquist whose #AmericansForTaxReform tells its Christmas-voting-turkeys to "side with consumers, not woke retailers."

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The dark money org pushing this line have placed op-eds in newspapers across red states, comparing transaction routing competition to your kids' data being snaffled up by Tiktok:

https://www.theflstandard.com/senators-rubio-and-scott-must-protect-the-personal-financial-data-of-floridians/

This nonsense was peddled by #LeagueOfSoutheasternCreditUnions president #SamanthaBeeler, whose org has spent $20,000 fighting the #CCCA, claiming that a "cheaper" system would be "less secure":

https://disclosurespreview.house.gov/ld/ldxmlrelease/2023/Q2/301493985.xml

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Senators Rubio and Scott Must Protect the Personal Financial Data of Floridians

Adoption of the Credit Card Competition Act could create TikTok-like vulnerabilities for Americans’ financial data. We need our senators to act against this threat, writes Samantha Beeler, President of the League of Southeastern Credit Unions.

The Florida Standard

But that's small potatoes. *Millions* are being spent, *right now*, lobbying against CCCA - $5m from the #AmericanBankersAssociation, $2m from #CreditUnionNationalAssociation, another $400k from Mastercard.

For these rentiers, corrupting our government with millions is a *stellar* bargain if it lets them continue to collect rent *every time we spend money*.

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And millions of people who'll end up paying that will *demand* the right to do so, provided they're told that they're fighting "woke capitalism" and China.

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@pluralistic

Great insight on current politics, and this happens on other countries too, the battleground is our soul!

@pluralistic It's the "let's all point guns at our dicks together" all the time from the corporate propagandists these days.

Great thread, Cory. Thank you.