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dear god please let trump try to escape prosecution by fleeing the US in a yacht that is quickly met by 6-10 orcas who have just done cocaine
Aug 1, 2023 at 10:10pmWeb
Show threadSconniegirl82🦦Aug 1, 2023
@ElleGray 
Show threadHermey GAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray lol in their defense he does closely resemble a seal
Show threadAngry CentristAug 1, 2023
@Bobblegagger @ElleGray Walrus, more like. Or maybe elephant seal? 😈
Show threadtextcontainerAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray πŸ†
Show threadJohn MinnihanAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray cocaine orcas... sure, why not
Show threadRichard NairnAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray I would pay for that movie...
Show thread12foxfireAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray my dream movie
Show threadChildless Cat LordAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray Throw in a parachuting Sun Bear (also on cocaine) and I’m SOLD.
Show threadAviva GaryAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray here, take my money πŸ€‘
Show threadjoeβ€’iuculano Aug 1, 2023
@ElleGray
Show threadMarcus BureliusAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray I’m pretty sure you just won the internet!
Show threadMikeAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray Dotflmfao!!!
Show threadᴚ uɐᗑAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray best take πŸ†
Show threadToots McGeeAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray from your lips to gods ears
Show threadMikeAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray Great movie to make.
Show threadTheneilcaveAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray isn’t this basically the plot of the Arrested Development pilot?
Show threadDefend Democracy πŸ¦‹πŸŒŠAug 1, 2023

@ElleGray

Sounds too lenient. The Orcos should also be strung out on really bad acid.

Show threadjust ice and peasAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray
Show threadJohn PappasAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray πŸ˜‚πŸ‘
Show thread@ NovaNaturalist HAS ALSO MOVEDAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray underrated toot.
Show threadMori BatAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray those orcas would be going for all the coke Trump has on his yacht
Show threadJimboAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray There’s a nonzero chance of this happening.
Show threadRobert StribleyAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray Coming soon to a theater near you: Cocaine Orca
Show threadMATAK79Aug 22, 2023
@stribley @ElleGray Cocorca?
Show threadMatt (backup)Aug 1, 2023
@ElleGray CORCUAINE (Working Title)
Show threadstevenrayAug 1, 2023
@ElleGray May it be a yacht driven by Elon Musk. πŸ›₯️
Show threadpaulAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray
Show threadAlWodzAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray https://r.g-omedia.com/CL0/https:%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Ftrump-campaign-worried-there-might-not-be-enough-indict-1850692369/2/01000189b20df0f6-f48bcf93-7e4d-426f-8128-b74e126b4fb7-000000/UgdMMg9_q_1Vcx8odENCB7uaevMgLkOSpYR7N32TII8=312
Trump Campaign Worried There Might Not Be Enough Indictments To Meet All Fundraising Goals

PALM BEACH, FLβ€”Though new charges are expected soon from both special counsel Jack Smith and a Georgia investigation of the former president, the Trump campaign was said to be privately worried Monday that there still might not be enough indictments to meet all their fundraising targets. β€œFrankly, we’ve got some…

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Show threadOldAndCrankyAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray Cocaine Orca would be the best movie ever.
Show threadhowiecohenAug 2, 2023
@OldAndCranky @ElleGray Southern Resident J Pod came here to eat salmon and f you up. AND THEY'RE ALL OUT OF SALMON.
Show thread1anniemAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray Cocaine sharks would be the ultimate karma given TFG's shark-phobia.
Show threadwhereismcgeeAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray If Jr is on board, know those orcas will be looking for some more blow and won’t stop till they get some
Show threadChookMother πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ¦˜Aug 2, 2023
@ElleGray And let there be a drone camera transmitting the entire event to live television.
Show threadJRAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray Coming this fall β€œCocaine Orca”.
Show threadBynkiiAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray is there a gofundme for the orca’s…medication?
Show threadamstanleyAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray @RickiTarr you need to hold that thought till the writers are not on strike anymore…
Show threadKennethAug 2, 2023

@ElleGray Sharknado II

@AliceMarshall

Show threadBeatsmithAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray Let’s talk movie rights. I’m thinking DiCaprio as Trump, that guy can play ANYbody.
Show threadBlackDutchSnarkAug 22, 2023
@Moreslaw @ElleGray nah, has to be Alec Baldwin. He’s got it down.
Show threadJamesLundbladAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray somebody should write a treatment immediately.
Show threadBeatsmithAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray Also, that’s how I want to die.
Show threadDucketsAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray theirs already a shark in the water bonking Vatniks im sure he wouldnt mind picking up a Vatnik associate too
Show threadLeeAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray 🀣🀣🀣
Show threadmrquestAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray really i cannot stand herring7 years of him this is cruel and u usual punishment
Show threadBoozeFoodTravelAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray His ego would never let him flee, and Junior's habit wouldn't share with the orcas.
Show threadWendy MsGator 🐊Aug 2, 2023

@ElleGray

I like the way that you think. 

Show threadClayfootAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray I've seen the orcas beach themselves hunting seals. Maybe they could make it up to the fairway at Mar-a-Lago
Show threaddjinnsourAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray
If not, then please let there be another OJ in the Bronco moment as he flees to Russia.
Show threadPirateJoieAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
Show threadAlex FitzpatrickAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray Orca Fix: You’ll have a whale of a time
Show threadKikoKateAug 2, 2023
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Show threadcostrikeAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray I'd watch that movie.
Show threadmastodonroufakisAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray 😭😭😭😭😭
Show threadLiebeAlsHobbyAug 2, 2023
@ElleGray Sequel of Cocaine Bear: Cocaine Orca