Grimm 
Raise your hand if you weren't indicted today for attempting to overthrow the republic. 🤚
I made this for my legacy facebook pals but I suppose you kids can enjoy it, too.
#trumpindictment
Reading RatchetAgain, to remind everyone to whom this might apply, if you're mad about the #trumpindictment because you invested most of your personality in demonstrable fascist horseshit and justifying a massive criminal conspiracy to end constitutional democracy in the United States, let me offer these solemn words of counsel: Fuck you.
Anybody got a line on Co-conspirator 6?
Navarro?
I hope it's Navarro cuz he seems like a guy who'd google his name all the time and read everything said about him so there's an off-chance that might land him on this post so he can see my entreaty to SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN, YOU FASCIST FUCK.
So I am a third of the way into the indictment and, weirdly for a WItChHuNt, by my estimate, every last fucking bit of testimony presented thus far seems to be from Republicans, elected officials or otherwise.
Holy fucking shit. This is servile sieg-heiling toady Jeffrey Clark, I believe. This is serious dark timeline shit except it actually happened.
Let's be super-clear about that passage: That was a Republican legal operative who UP TO THIS TIME was totally down with the Trump program, telling a prospective and completely unqualified Trump AG that their chicane scheme to END democracy in the United States would yield a massive spontaneous uprising across the country and the prospective Trumpista AG saying "Yes, that's when we send in the army to massacre those not acclimated to their new fate as meted unto them by Men of Will" and that was a thing that quite nearly happened in the United States, but Civility Liberals still tut-tut us when we call the MAGA movement actual fucking fascists.
An open-letter to every Civility Liberal who ever said I used the term "fascist" too cavalierly because it tended to end good-faith conversations with possibly well-meant conservative people who had full-throatedly allied themselves with fascists who literally did shit like this^ and who we fucking KNEW and BROADCAST from every platform we had WOULD DO shit like ^this because SHIT IDEOLOGY FOMENTS SHIT BEHAVIOR:
Please eat all the dicks and never discuss politics or philosophy or, I don't know, fucking comic books or rock & roll music with me again, you dissembling twat. Thank you.
Super super extra-salient callback:
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Y'know, when you call someone a Nazi, it pretty much just ends the conversation. And then where will you be? Not talking to Nazis, is where. Having shattered your lifelong dream of having a pleasant conversation with Nazis. Who even wants to imagine that kind of hell.
The demarcations of fascism aren't difficult to read. They haven't been since that ideology tried to violently destroy civilization because - and this is important - an inexorable load-bearing quality of ultra-conservatism is intolerance and, as I've said before, the praxis of intolerance is unjust and arbitrary violence, both legal (every piece of legislation passed in a red state for the last two years) and extra-legal (every incident of Proud Boys or any other proxy Republican Party martial arm terrorizing or shooting up marginalized communities). When you vote for the one, you vote for the other.
EVERYbody with the basic capacity for lateral thought SAW that writing scrawled on a million MAGA hats.
If you didn't, you're either those exact fuckheads or you were too up-your-own-both-sides-ing-obfuscating-ass to recognize how genuinely dire shit was. And I'm pretty fucking pissed off right now but [EDIT] I'm never going to forgive the one, because there's honestly no point, and I have no inclination to forgive the latter until the brightsiding bourgeois pricks genuinely seek atonement.
Might be worth noting that an absolute shit-ton of those perfectly well-meant patriotic "not violent fascists" are going to be rage-typing a lot of threats of violence and maybe, say, an apocalyptic cleansing the fatherland of infidels in the next few days over the fact that there were consequences for the crimes of their infallible ubermensch messiah.
Hi, are you a journalist in #Wisconsin or do you KNOW any journalists in #Wisconsin? Whichever the case, you need to do NOTHING today but call, or encourage journalists to call, besuited unbaked Pillsbury tube and Russian fascist thrall Ron Johnson (F-WI) and ask him about his FEATURED ROLE in the #TrumpIndictment until he cries or has a brain hemorrhage. Like do not stop calling.
James Trickle uP@GrimmReality This was an epic screed, Grimm. Yes, giving any Republican pol an inch is giving their party an impregnating boorish belittling heartless inequitable mile, it's best not done...
ferricoxide@GrimmReality
Maybe "einsatz Republican" would be more apropos than "ersatz Republican"?
Maybe "einsatz Republican" would be more apropos than "ersatz Republican"?
cat static 🇺🇸🇺🇦@GrimmReality It had been openly building long enough that all living Secretaries of Defense published a freaking open letter on 1/03. "The U.S. military must not become entangled in any election disputes in the coming days, all 10 living former Defense secretaries wrote in an op-ed published on Sunday."
https://www.politico.com/news/2021/01/03/defense-secretaries-military-trump-election-454334
@cat_static Yup, and Milley actually did some proper constitution-protecting measures in all this and, while it's weird to me sending respect to a big shit general, fucking respect.
@GrimmReality He and fuckin Quayle saved us. What a world.
@GrimmReality
Co-Conspirator 4: "Well, that's why there's an Insurrection Act"
MAGAts: (stage an insurrection)
DoJ: "we're going to charge many of these people under the Insurrection Act"
CC4: "No, not like that"
Co-Conspirator 4: "Well, that's why there's an Insurrection Act"
MAGAts: (stage an insurrection)
DoJ: "we're going to charge many of these people under the Insurrection Act"
CC4: "No, not like that"
Craig Mcgee@GrimmReality ah, but they are not the pure, anointed race of republicanangels, blessed with the insight to understand the workings of our great overlord and saviour, jesus trump
LAUREN@GrimmReality Cheers 🍻
Doran Wetzel@GrimmReality “Let this brew go down as smoothly as a pre-toupee Trump”
Tim Richards
Bioalchemy13 🇺🇸🇺🇦@GrimmReality My indictment beer was a Lake Louie Rational Haze.
Jonathan D. Cope, Esq.@GrimmReality You might try instead one beer for every count. But, I caution you to not celebrate the counts and drive at the same time.
Sex Crazed SaltShaker of Death@GrimmReality
I saw Jason Miller
I saw Jason Miller
Mike@GrimmReality Gaw, I love this.
KeepYourWits@GrimmReality Um, I couldn’t have said it better.
Debideaux@GrimmReality Yes - what he said!
C0ppertop@GrimmReality I you forgot to add “!!!”