Raise your hand if you weren't indicted today for attempting to overthrow the republic. 🤚
I made this for my legacy facebook pals but I suppose you kids can enjoy it, too.
#trumpindictment
Again, to remind everyone to whom this might apply, if you're mad about the #trumpindictment because you invested most of your personality in demonstrable fascist horseshit and justifying a massive criminal conspiracy to end constitutional democracy in the United States, let me offer these solemn words of counsel: Fuck you.

Anybody got a line on Co-conspirator 6?

Navarro?

I hope it's Navarro cuz he seems like a guy who'd google his name all the time and read everything said about him so there's an off-chance that might land him on this post so he can see my entreaty to SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN, YOU FASCIST FUCK.

Indictment beer 3.0.
So I am a third of the way into the indictment and, weirdly for a WItChHuNt, by my estimate, every last fucking bit of testimony presented thus far seems to be from Republicans, elected officials or otherwise.
Holy fucking shit. This is servile sieg-heiling toady Jeffrey Clark, I believe. This is serious dark timeline shit except it actually happened.
@GrimmReality

Co-Conspirator 4: "Well, that's why there's an Insurrection Act"
MAGAts: (stage an insurrection)
DoJ: "we're going to charge many of these people under the Insurrection Act"
CC4: "No, not like that"