Francisco Santos
Dire Wolf 
Fitbits are like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
Dae bow bow@ADDiane Lmfao
paul@amiserabilist *chefs kiss
Zakarya 
@ADDiane @amiserabilist where do I get one
Jesse Cail
geobeck@ADDiane
The stupid little creature is the fitbit itself. Apparently if you leave a $400 fitbit on its charger for a week, it wrecks the battery.
The stupid little creature is the fitbit itself. Apparently if you leave a $400 fitbit on its charger for a week, it wrecks the battery.
Michael@ADDiane My streak is slightly better with humans than tomagotchis
Clyde (GameTank Guy)@ADDiane with the Vital Bracelet it can be both!
シュガ人@ADDiane I'm not a stupid little crrature
techbits@ADDiane “ugh. How do I reset this thing?”
PetrichorLove@ADDiane So true and I can’t survive on burgers.
Annica 🇸🇪@ADDiane LOL
I'll steal that one, awesome! 😂
Ben
MIGRATED TO: @ADDiane the fitbit doesn't have any games on it :(
m0xEE
Helle, Queen of Dissociation 
@ADDiane I bought a heart rate monitor years ago exactly because it allows me to gamify my exercise. Make the number go up.
@helle this is a legit life hack 👀
Mo
Hope 🏳️⚧️@ADDiane it should just take care of itself, this is bullshit 😔
Mark Evans
Janlu@ADDiane You have to make sure you don't burn yourself aswell
LegalQuilts@ADDiane Why you have to call me out like that? 😜 😂 😂
Dawn Tåke 🌙 
@ADDiane
Me with a PineTime.
Oh shit, I'm the generic grocery store tamagatchi...
wilco@ADDiane HAHA love it