People who buy frozen pizza and think it’s enjoyable

I don’t eat it because it’s enjoyable, I eat it because I’ve been laying in bed all day trying to get my depressed ass up and becoming a functioning productive member of society, until I reructantly accept that fact that it will never ever happen and that I am in fact required to ingest some sort of food in order to survive. So I throw a frozen lizza in the oven

Brother, let me try and help you out.

Next time you’re in the supermarket stocking up on frozen pizzas, get your self a packet of grated pizza chees, and some extra sliced ham, and / or fresh peppers. Pile on the extra cheese, ham, and slice up the peppers if you decided on those, put it in the oven as usual, but for a few minutes extra.

The overdose of cheese, and extra flavours will have you feeling a lot better!