LazaroFilmWho the hell cuts their pizza into fifths?
CoreidanPeople who buy frozen pizza and think it’s enjoyable
I don’t eat it because it’s enjoyable, I eat it because I’ve been laying in bed all day trying to get my depressed ass up and becoming a functioning productive member of society, until I reructantly accept that fact that it will never ever happen and that I am in fact required to ingest some sort of food in order to survive. So I throw a frozen lizza in the oven
Brother, let me try and help you out.
Next time you’re in the supermarket stocking up on frozen pizzas, get your self a packet of grated pizza chees, and some extra sliced ham, and / or fresh peppers. Pile on the extra cheese, ham, and slice up the peppers if you decided on those, put it in the oven as usual, but for a few minutes extra.
The overdose of cheese, and extra flavours will have you feeling a lot better!
Genuinely wholesale advice, thank you <3
Do what @spooner said, but get a loaf of sliced high-fiber bread. (In the US you can even find white bread that’s high-fiber.) That way you can make toast if you’re too depressed to wait for the oven. If you can afford microwaveable turkey or chicken bacon and pre-boiled eggs then you’ll have a reasonably healthy breakfast in just a couple minutes. Add canned fruit (with no sugar added) for dessert.
Or visit the salad bar. You can get a nice container of exactly however much ingredients you want to add to your pizza, already cut up and ready to go
frozen pizza is enjoyable you cunt.
Oh so you cut your pizza into 5 slices then.