Ok there isn't really any good reason to give a company like McDonald's free money and yet the QA part of my brain has needed to try this for a long time, so ... I did it.

Using one of the automated tills I ordered a burger with no meat , no ketchup, no pickles, no mustard, no onion and no bread.

It let me put the order through and pay. I got... well nothing. Still at least I satisfied my curiosity if not my appetite.

I did also buy a 🍩 on my trip home. It was a lot more filling than that nothing burger!

And of course I cycled up to the roof of the Opera house … again.

Which now makes me the "Local Legend" for this section on #Strava 😆

I just realised that there is a QR code at the bottom of the receipt to give feedback so I am going through the feedback form now, trying to be as fair as possible.
@ruari That sounds fair. No food is better than terrible food, and not as good as amazing food.
@ruari I passed the opera around 15:15
@ruari The Opera House is really nice. I really regret that I didn't try to knock on Vivaldi's door when I was in Oslo last year. 😐
@zbrando If you come again, do knock. I will at least say Hi! 👋
@ruari Next time, try the same order, but let e.g. onions and ketchup and cheese remain?
@kly maybe just the onions 😆
@ruari Did they call the order number for pickup?
@kjhank @ruari this I also want to know. 😂
Velocipede Rider (@[email protected])

@[email protected] I got… nothing. To be fair I did not question them. I did not have the nerve and suddenly felt shy due to my silliness. My order appeared on the preparing side of the screen but never made it to the ready side. It just dissappeared. I also saw some staff talking and laughing and then figured I would make my get away. That said, if they were looking for the clown that did this they might have suspected me given I was standing there with a fucking unicycle! 😆

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@ruari Did you get a bun?

Amazing that they allow this in their software, to be honest.

@simeon

> Amazing that they allow this in their software, to be honest.

Yes, this feels like a bug to me. My job is to test software… just… not for McDonald's! 😆

@ruari If they only had a bounty programme! Unlimited something for a year. 😅
@ruari Next time I swing by Alna Senter I'll try the same thing just to see the look on their faces...

@ridge Yes, cause them to reset that blackboard again! 😆

CC: @tanketom

https://tutoteket.no/@tanketom/110793382678130708

Andreas H. Opsvik :kageaasen: (@[email protected])

@[email protected] And in the back room someone wiped out a number from a whiteboard, and wrote a big zero under "Days since our last nothingburger:".

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@ruari but what about the meat? Shouldn't they at least gave you some meat?
@tuxflo but read again. I ordered no meat
@ruari ah sorry, I somehow skipped that
@ruari For a few seconds I was shocked by the amount but then I realised that it's in Norwegian Kroner and it's actually only €2 :)
@Peetz0r Its still quite a lot for what I got. 🤷🏼
@ruari You still got the experience, though.
Velocipede Rider (@[email protected])

@[email protected] Well, I 1. Satisfied my curiosity 2. Had a little excitement 3. Got some favourites and boosts 4. Enjoyed interacting with you all So… actually, yes I did! 😉

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@ruari Did you get an empty tray, at least?

@tanketom I got… nothing.

To be fair I did not question them. I did not have the nerve and suddenly felt shy due to my silliness.

My order appeared on the preparing side of the screen but never made it to the ready side. It just dissappeared. I also saw some staff talking and laughing and then figured I would make my get away.

That said, if they were looking for the clown that did this they might have suspected me given I was standing there with a fucking unicycle! 😆

@ruari And in the back room someone wiped out a number from a whiteboard, and wrote a big zero under "Days since our last nothingburger:".
@ruari Part of me wants to order just pickles and mustard. Just to see how they decide to serve it...
@ruari lol why would they offer to take out the bread? If someone has Celiac disease anyway there's cross contamination on the cooking plate and it's not ok. Seems fun to package if someone orders a burger without the bread 😂😆
This is just a big nothingburger!
@vegafjord yes but it wasn't even that big. Or was it? 🤔
@ruari @cewcj
here in Germany sometimes (not McDonald's) you have to pay for an extra. In your case 6 changes so you would have payed 3 Euros more for nothing. 😁
@ruari The mythical ghost burger with no bread.
@ruari @AlexGizis I gotta know. Did they give you an empty wrapper?
Velocipede Rider (@[email protected])

@[email protected] I got… nothing. To be fair I did not question them. I did not have the nerve and suddenly felt shy due to my silliness. My order appeared on the preparing side of the screen but never made it to the ready side. It just dissappeared. I also saw some staff talking and laughing and then figured I would make my get away. That said, if they were looking for the clown that did this they might have suspected me given I was standing there with a fucking unicycle! 😆

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@ruari @lproven this takes lnone pizza left beef” to another level
@ruari @lproven “none pizza left beef” dammit
@ruari
Where's my sesame seed??!?

@ruari

A new concept of "fast" food… a 0 seconds hamburger 😄

@ruari You’re doing god’s work

@ruari

Wonderful. #QAFTW

No one wants to hear this, but I was with a friend a few years ago on a flight with one of the first inflight in chair screens that had a game console.
We messed around and realized the UI looked familiar. We up arrowed a bit (or down), overrode the game selection and discovered we were in the AC system for the plane. All connected.
We decided not to go elsewhere, in case we ended up going nowhere.

@intothewestaway That sounds pretty disturbing. 😆

@ruari

My friend had done QA testing for Motorola Emergency Radio services.
First responders getting a clear message was paramount. Six sigma was the starting point for them.

I am always bemused when s/w fails on simple tests from "users".

When my kids were young, I would test their code for them. Their teachers told them their code was too complicated. I told them to ask the teacher if they could test other people's assignments. Bad s/w starts early in life.

@ruari in this case. The whole is worth more than the sum of the parts. 🤔

@ruari

nice... well... not! 😞

this reminds me when I *almost* had a new laptop for free from an online retailer by simply adding another laptop of the same price in the cart and changing the quantity next to that item to '-1'

yes, the order total was then 0.

no, I didn't put the order in, I'm trying to stay away from trouble... 😅

@ruari surely you got a Mac Donald’s paper bag? And a receipt.
@ruari If I were the worker who received this order, I think I'd have at least had fun folding up an empty wrapper in the usual shape and stuffing it in a bag. Maybe with only 1 napkin, though; I don't think you'd need the usual 4-5.
@ruari damn it's even healthier than their salad.