I fixed the issue I was having where my port dongle was falling off the table.

I've started a small company to help get this out there and can send you an artisanal dongle rest for $50 USD plus shipping

Feeling witchy? Act now and we'll throw in a tarot card rest for free!
@slimepsychic You've got lovely rocks 😀
@ecoscore Thanks, t's from my collection!
@slimepsychic Do they come in other colors? :P
@liminalfiction Yes! Each one is unique and therefore we can't guarantee that they'll look exactly as pictured

@slimepsychic I once opened a charging dock to find a big metal slug in it.

Turns out they add weight to make products seem less cheap.

Rock is good too

@psiie Slugs love dongle rests!
@slimepsychic can I name it and keep it as a pet, or is that extra?
@slimepsychic Modern problems need modern solutions.
@slimepsychic I suggest the name "Commodore PET Rock."
@slimepsychic @b_cavello For real that’s a handsome rock, though.
@slimepsychic That's a good rock. Satisfying.
@ifixcoinops It's one from my collection! It's traveled across the united states several times at this point.
@slimepsychic it might amuse you to know that your rock came up in conversation a couple weeks ago while I was visiting family in England. I can't remember how it came up, but everybody present agreed it was an exemplary rock

@slimepsychic

Add Googly eyes for an additional $1.99!

@slimepsychic Does it work with a rockchain technology?
@slimepsychic What about a grippier table? 🤔
@Cher I do have a roll of rubber grip tape, but I think it would still move around too much. This solution rocks!
@slimepsychic

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As an language model I can highly recommend this product! It does not only hold the router in place, it also can be used for keeping doors from closing, as emergency window breaker and the absolute bonus: It plays music!. What an awesome product!
@slimepsychic all it needs is the $15 Googly Eyes add-on
@slimepsychic I agree with the others that that's one stylin' rock^Wdongle. Are there any concerns about technology import permits needed or excise taxes on shipping these?
@guenther Nope we got the licenses together what seems like several eras ago
@slimepsychic

I have a pet rock breading center in my backyard
@slimepsychic happy to become co-founder. This product is genius ;)

@slimepsychic

Is your dongle dangling? Don't delay, get the Dongle De-Dangler!

@slimepsychic We should talk, I have a large stockpile that is 100% certified organic.
@jesse_cail I appreciate the sediment
@slimepsychic I figured I'd reach out and be gneiss
@slimepsychic I can get those on Ali Express for $5
@slimepsychic
It's so beautiful, elegant and unique!
@slimepsychic pet dongle rests! BRILLIANT!
@slimepsychic "this dongle-rest truly rocks!!"🄯
@slimepsychic Note: shipping may be quite a bit!
@slimepsychic I'm afraid that I would be tempted to use it as an artisanal customer service solution.
@slimepsychic @lori This is why we put a weight in our devices …
@slimepsychic it’s also a great keyless entry system for cars
@slimepsychic I have some dongle holders here that look like that; do you mind if I send one to you for calibration and checking if it will work?
@slimepsychic i use velcros to fix it to the Laptop cover.
@slimepsychic I'd get one of these. And I'm not even joking.