NAFOFellaSallyJul 17, 2023
Missing The Point
That Russian bridge to Crimea blows up so frequently you’d think Elon is running it.
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Show threadAlbert LeeJul 17, 2023
@MissingThePt Twice in ten months is actually better than the outage rate under Elmo when you think about it
Show threadMaybeMyMonkeysJul 17, 2023
@MissingThePt rapid disassembly by malicious application of high explosives
Show threadDym SohinJul 17, 2023
@MissingThePt
continuous rapid disassembly from one end and infinite construction from the other — the moebius bridge of wasted human potential
Show threadmicrotherionJul 17, 2023
@MissingThePt he’d declare it within spec.
Show threadTony WellsJul 17, 2023
@MissingThePt
Elon: "Boring Company can fix this! Tunnels! Tunnels! TUNNELS! Only for Telsa drivers tho. Maybe a submarine?"
Show threadMichael SimonsJul 17, 2023
@MissingThePt 😂😂😂 @stuartmarks
Show threadexcited for the mastodon riseJul 17, 2023
@MissingThePt Elon, Putin...is there really that much air between them?
Show threadPhilkuehnJul 18, 2023
@MissingThePt thanks for this good one
Show threadJust MeJul 27, 2023

@MissingThePt

How would one tell the two apart?

Show threadKatLSAug 12, 2023
@MissingThePt 🤣
Show threadMerkAug 12, 2023
@MissingThePt *sighs, puts another nickel in the "He Don't Miss" jar*