Kim PossibleOkay, we got:
Orcas sinking yachts
Sharks biting undersea cables
Otters biting/stealing surfboards
What happens next in this series?
Anyone ever see the (terrible) movie The Happening? It's where trees make people commit suicide. Seems legit.
luna (tangleofthorns)@kimlockhartga a whole lot of running away from the wind!
@lunalein exactly. It was so bad, it was good, in a way? Sometimes movies are more fun when your expectations are low.
@kimlockhartga also this deathless performance https://youtu.be/O1PK4qYzNkI
The Happening Scene - What!?!... No!
@lunalein good lord.
@kimlockhartga me when someone asks if i ate the last slice of pizza.
Deb has moved! (see profile) 🇨🇦@kimlockhartga it's a conspiracy. The visible actors are orcas, but octopi are silently behind the whole thing, and it reaches muuuch farther than we suspect.
dun-dun-duuuunnn
#beAfraid
dun-dun-duuuunnn
#beAfraid
Jim. From Kansas.@kimlockhartga Either hermit crabs stealing hub caps, or blue whales taking down submarines.
@jimbush I would not be surprised if whales teamed up to sink cruise ships.
Louis Cyphre@kimlockhartga Some tuna just made a guy into a sandwich
MyMiloCat+MydogNoodlesIt's already happening, on the Atlantic beaches of Long Island. Almost bigger news than the arrest of a serial killer.
Uncle Harvey
James Trickle uP@Uncleharvey @kimlockhartga No concerns from me, since I hear that birds aren't real.
@opalmirror @Uncleharvey 😁 birbs? What birbs?
Matilda@kimlockhartga I want to know what the cephalopods will come up with 🐙
Fifi Pottier@owlislost @kimlockhartga we may end up fucked considering how clever the are!
@owlislost truly they should be the next rulers. Maybe they'll extend their longevity. I think they're fascinating.
Stone Bear@kimlockhartga well, we already did murder bees...
William Leisner@kimlockhartga Plankton takes over the Krabby patty!!
Diamond Joy@kimlockhartga
Piranha surrounding all the beaches in the world. Seems a natural these days! 🐟
Piranha surrounding all the beaches in the world. Seems a natural these days! 🐟
Lstn2urmama 🇨🇦@kimlockhartga ...well it appears sea life is getting wise to humane invasion...
Nona Rose@kimlockhartga jellyfish are going to start kidnapping people. It’s the only logical next step.
Jeff Xilon@[email protected] I know is if the octopuses get involved things are 100% over for people and oceans.
@JXilon correct
JohnW
sortius
Princess of Whales 
@kimlockhartga beavers start taking down telephone poles!
Kaysee Colorado
@KayseeColorado I cannot tell you how much I fear rabies!
Yeah, it's kind of a basis to all horror stories.
@princesaballena OMG, Beavers are getting in on the action! I really think they know, intuitively, that we are responsible for destroying the ecosystem.
Joyographic@kimlockhartga Return of the murder hornets
@joyographic oh god, no.
Doug Baker - Elbows Up! 🇨🇦@SonofaGeorge maybe truer than we think if there's enough widespread drought and loss of topsoil.
Mike@kimlockhartga Sea turtles blockading harbors
@Subumbral possibility.
Sean (The Virtual Horizon)
Farah@kimlockhartga isn’t that the plot of Zoo by Patterson??
@Farah possibly so. Truth stranger than fiction.
An-Tim Nguyen 
@kimlockhartga we can never underestimate Aquaman
Eric Scouten@kimlockhartga @jrconlin stay tuned for the next episode of The Animal Empire Strikes Back!
brainmedicine@kimlockhartga keep an eye on the octopi when those bastards turn against us we’re in trouble
@brainmedicine no doubt.
Zorro Notorious MEB 😡@kimlockhartga Oysters trading pearl for Bitcoin?
D. G. MarshallThe Murder Hornets haven't done much yet.
@davidtheeviloverlord don't let them hear that.
costrike@kimlockhartga Sardines take Manhattan.
@kimlockhartga Lobsters dancing and singing with a Caribbean accent
Mark@kimlockhartga Rhinos and elephants destroying data centres. (Although, we’ve killed nearly all of them.)
Richard Chirgwin@kimlockhartga Cockastoos destroying buildings (already happens).
@kimlockhartga Obvious edit. "Cockatoos".
@r_chirgwin oh yeah. Don't worry. My mom taught me not to correct people if you know what they mean. Pretty sage advice from an editor.
Toon Van de Putte 🍉@kimlockhartga snakes on a plane, obviously.
@toon I'm never freaking flying on a freaking plane ever freaking again.
Dirk Schoemakers@kimlockhartga you can look it up in "The Swarm" by Frank Schätzing