Okay, we got:

Orcas sinking yachts
Sharks biting undersea cables
Otters biting/stealing surfboards

What happens next in this series?

@kimlockhartga Cockastoos destroying buildings (already happens).
@kimlockhartga Obvious edit. "Cockatoos".
@r_chirgwin oh yeah. Don't worry. My mom taught me not to correct people if you know what they mean. Pretty sage advice from an editor.