Low Quality FactsTitanic reboot but it's on the world's new largest cruise ship, and Jack never finds Rose again after meeting her because the stupid mega boat is simply far too big.
AI6YR Ben@lowqualityfacts Yeesh, that really is big.
vis4valentine@lowqualityfacts How does that ugly thing even floats?
Farah@lowqualityfacts is that a safari zone on the top deck?? (Behind those rows of recliners?) this is so stupid!!
@lowqualityfacts scratch that- upon closer inspection it looks like a pirate ship or something similar
Dan Howell@lowqualityfacts that's a cake
sandywb14@lowqualityfacts also can we send this pic to the orcas?
Sternwarte Vach (Andy)@lowqualityfacts i would never ever set foot on such a ...l thing! i don't like to high density of human... this is more than i can take :)
mivox is exhausted 
@lowqualityfacts What a clever solution to the problem of plagues not spreading fast enough!
(Dammit, now I wish I remembered what the OP was, so I could append it here. 
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David Rolfe@lowqualityfacts imagining billionaires visiting this at the bottom of the sea in tiny submersibles.
Ray N. Franklin 🇺🇸@Dorolfe @lowqualityfacts "billionaires visiting this... in tiny submersibles"
... which then implode.
... which then implode.
🌈 breaking ranks.
Sleestak@lowqualityfacts I don’t see how there can be enough doors onboard to rescue everyone if it starts to sink.
Rev. Dr. Mazigazi@lowqualityfacts I honestly thought you generated this image with some AI app. I mean, it can’t be real, right?
ZZ Bottom
Jayne 
🇪🇺🏳️🌈How is that even certified as sea worthy 🤷
Alexander ShendiIf this ship ever approaches an iceberg, the iceberg will swim away screaming!
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE@lowqualityfacts The bizarre thing is that that's real.
Oh, and on "never finding her again" there's always https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwh1-nPCtyM
I Lost My Heart on a 747
DTrasler Writing@lowqualityfacts it sinks, but only the people on the bottom 75 decks are under water. The other 300 decks are fine.
Chu 朱Seeing this makes me wish for a meteor to just end it all now
dasparadoxon@lowqualityfacts I would watch that.
A. Rivera@lowqualityfacts And if Jack manages to find Rose by some miracle, she will be dead from norovirus or some other contagious disease carried by the #FloatingPetriDishes.
Kris@lowqualityfacts Icon of the Seas = Ugliest ship I've EVER seen, and I've seen some TRUE howlers.
PirateJoie@lowqualityfacts This is just hideous to me.
skelric
Daniel Hinojosa 
@lowqualityfacts
It only took eight months to build; I am sure it's fine.
It only took eight months to build; I am sure it's fine.
natriumchloride@lowqualityfacts hahahah and they met on the giant water slide
Óscar Morales Vivó@lowqualityfacts In a plot twist lifted directly from Airplane! everyone on the ship gets food poisoning an the ship runs aground on a reef.
Then there's an international debate about who has to go rescue them while we get Lord of the Flies aboard.
Erin Conroyplus he has PASC from getting infected with COVID on the last cruise, so he keeps forgetting what he’s looking for.
Scott the F is implicit Baxter@lowqualityfacts Hard pass on the Icon cruise ship. Party mall prison. Hell is other people.
Priscilla Haring-Kuipers@lowqualityfacts Some of the most luxurious cabins likely come with big steel rings in the floor to chain your person to. Rose never gets out of the room.
just a Grumpy old Woman ^^@lowqualityfacts Whut? Is this real? 😵💫
pinecones@lowqualityfacts new Fall Guys level just dropped.
Mark H@lowqualityfacts We do like cruising. A lot of people who've never done it don't, and that's fine. But yeah, those Royal Caribbean ships are not pretty sights and they're not appealing in the slightest. There's a cruise line and a cruise ship and an itinerary for everyone. Icon of the Seas isn't for us, and I have to say that Titanic wouldn't have been either. We don't like maiden cruises. You need time for the staff and ship to bed in and work out iceberg avoidance strategies.
Comrade Weez@lowqualityfacts one hell of a SARS petri dish
@lowqualityfacts There is something deeply disturbing about thousands of people on a ship engaging in aimless frivolity and shameless gluttony.
Texan Tally@lowqualityfacts @mickstick I smell a remake of "Ship of Fools" coming
Phil Landmeier@lowqualityfacts That looks like a nightmare, not a vacation.
IdahoLark@lowqualityfacts @bentoh My version of hell.
@lowqualityfacts @IdahoLark @bentoh You got me thinking of that tidbit in The Lego Movie when they go to Cloud Cuckoo Land and these partiers are dancing around Batman, who growls "I hate this place." That's what I was thinking I'd be like if I had to be there.
Jeff McFadden@lowqualityfacts if need be, I would pay a sizable fee to not ever have to get on that thing.
LAUREN@lowqualityfacts
Rose died of food poisoning complicated by a widespread outbreak of Covid.
Rose died of food poisoning complicated by a widespread outbreak of Covid.
@lowqualityfacts The alt text!
Serj@lowqualityfacts what the...?!
FeralRobots@lowqualityfacts "A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl." - Bernstein (Citizen Kane)
Robert Cassidy@lowqualityfacts I look at this picture and immediately want to go back on my anti-anxiety meds.
Digital Mark λ ☕️ 🕹 👽@lowqualityfacts The Poseidon Adventure remake on that would be fantastic, tho. Swimming UP the water park, layer after layer of bad floating malls. "We're going in circles, there's another Panera!"
@lowqualityfacts On the other hand, "Speed 2: Cruise Control" could've been a more interesting flick on this ship. I can just imagine the villainous Willem Dafoe character trying to evade capture or set traps while going down a bright fuchsia slide...
Tarkus@lowqualityfacts Good job on the alt text!
Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇬🇱@lowqualityfacts Mind you if they did hook up and get laid, no-one would ever have found them.
Shadow Heart
SpaceBalls- President Skroob!!!
Nina🐀🌻WTAF America?
Mungus@lowqualityfacts the "Icon of the Seas" looks like a mountain of plastic trash
Chris Bohn@lowqualityfacts "Icon of the Seas"?
What happens if I double-click it?
What happens if I double-click it?
katharine@lowqualityfacts This is a cooler with jerky trays and twisty straws stacked on it that’s just floating around in someone’s above ground pool.
@energiepirat@lowqualityfacts So wie das Ding aussieht, ist es aus Zuckerguss. Das wird sich auf dem Meer auflösen.
Idalistin@lowqualityfacts It's like a whole (very hedonistic) city deciding to live self-sufficient, relying on oil as the only power source while spending as much power as possible.
Frenemy of the People@lowqualityfacts We’re going to need a bigger orca.
@lowqualityfacts rejected set design from the Barbie movie.