We’ve had first treason, yes?Jul 10, 2023
GreenSkyOverMe (Monika)
Cat alignment chart
Jul 10, 2023 at 7:13amWeb
Show threadGreenSkyOverMe (Monika)Jul 10, 2023

I now get many cat pics home-delivered to my mentions <3

They all have alt texts <3

Show threadGreenSkyOverMe (Monika)Jul 10, 2023
Now at over 500 interactions
Show threadGreenSkyOverMe (Monika)Jul 11, 2023
Exactly 800, not counting the replies
Show threadGreenSkyOverMe (Monika)Jul 11, 2023
The alt text was weirdly not in the right order (second column third row switched with third column second row - how?!), that's what I fixed in the edit just now.
Show threadSleepyCatten (Barely Surviving Arc)Jul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe 🤭 
Show threadGreenSkyOverMe (Monika)Jul 10, 2023
@SleepyCatten Which one are you? :D
Show threadSleepyCatten (Barely Surviving Arc)Jul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe Possibly the true baby 😅
Show threadDeborah PickettJul 10, 2023
LB 👆🏻
Shadow = Distinguished Baby
Sophie = Distinguished Bastard
Oscar = True Rat
Show threadAdvanced Persistent TeapotJul 10, 2023

@GreenSkyOverMe
Of mine, Grace and Sophia are True Baby and Amelia is a True Rat ❤️

Here is my little whiskered demon Amelia 😻

Show threadJaime HerazoJul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe
Twist: It's all the same cat 😜
Show threadTattie (old account)Jul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe I have one True Distinguished and one Rat Bastard
https://mastodon.scot/@Tattie/110634299503212092
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Show threadTobias 🌒🌕🌘Jul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe accurate
Show threadCharlie StrossJul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe Just noting here that @Menhit alternates between Rat Baby and True Bastard several times a day (occasionally going True Rat for variety).
Show threadEarthy in EV heavenJul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe we have a cat. That is all.
Show threadDavid StarkJul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe Ours cycle between True Baby, Cat, and Rat Baby based on time of day, moon phase, and the FTSE 100.
Show threadaeshnidJul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe
Hob: Distinguished Baby with occasional Rat Bastard flourishes (= ‘Stealth Rat’)
Ruby: 100% Cat
BabaYaga: True Baby
Show threadGreenSkyOverMe (Monika)Jul 10, 2023
@aeshnid BabyYaga!
Show threadaeshnidJul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe But a *very* old Baby
Show threadPaul MullinsJul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe I have one True Baby, one Rat Baby, and two "Cats". 😂😂
Show threadGullekoJul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe I have one Distinguished Bastard (tuxedo) and one that alternates between True Baby and True Rat (tortie). 
Show threadKitJul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe Fiona (tortie) Rat Baby all the way. Henry(black) my sweet Distinguished Baby
Show threadKerri LevineJul 10, 2023

@GreenSkyOverMe

#CatsOfMastodon

Show threadGreenSkyOverMe (Monika)Jul 10, 2023
@RushGirl Image description:
My cat has two lap
settings:
1. You attempted to lift your leg, but I am the weight of 10,000 dying suns, and I will not be disturbed. You will perish here.
2. You moved your ankle 1/10000th of an inch. I am leaving immediately. You've offended not only me but my ancestors.
Show threadfakJul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe Albert was/is the epitome of a True Bastard
Show threadBen CoxJul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe @flockofnazguls
Luna: True Baby
Romulus: True Rat
Bunkus: True Distinguished
Pumpkin Pasta: Rat Bastard
Show threadBen CoxJul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe @flockofnazguls Opal: Distinguished Baby. RIP.
Show threadDoug MetzJul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe Poe rides the line between True Distinguished and Distinguished Bastard.
Show threadSimon and CadJul 10, 2023
@dwmetz @GreenSkyOverMe Handsome devil! Our black cat Edgar says hey.
Show threadSkylar Jul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe proud cat mom of a true distinguished cat and a rat baby ^.^
Show threadBellis ColdwineJul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe For my cats this is more like Bingo. They never get to the last two.
Show threadDr Laurence DatrierJul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe a True Baby ❤️
Show threadJamieJul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe For my household's cats, I think Marie is a Distinguished baby, Arka is a True baby, Miranda is a Rat baby lol, and I'm not sure about Vega. @megmac @cinhearts
Show threadCrudManJul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe TRUE BABY... Dinky is an absolute Daddys Girl
Show threadJustLurking🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉Jul 10, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe Our CAT of very little brain. <3
Show threadmaddie (MOVED!)   Jul 11, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe mine is a rat baby <3
Show threadTsargoth Runeclaw ☀️✨🌕Jul 11, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe Very true!
Show threadThorne LawlerJul 11, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe @futzle reading this (some of it repeatedly) in the pathology waiting room is making people look strangely at me as I convulse and emit odd noises.
Show threadGreenSkyOverMe (Monika)Jul 11, 2023
@thorne 😂
Show threadnone gender with left politicsJul 11, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe @colon_three I know this is an alignment chart but I think my cat got two bingos
Show threadLynJul 11, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe yeah - know all these cats
Show threadAndra FilipescuJul 11, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe Miko is a True Distinguished with an extra dose of anxiety when we don't pay him enough attention.
Show threadThe Mad CodgerJul 11, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe My roommate has a Rat Baby and I have a True Rat
Show threadzgredJul 14, 2023
@GreenSkyOverMe
why portray rats pejoratively 😭