Cat alignment chart

I now get many cat pics home-delivered to my mentions <3

They all have alt texts <3

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Exactly 800, not counting the replies
The alt text was weirdly not in the right order (second column third row switched with third column second row - how?!), that's what I fixed in the edit just now.
LB πŸ‘†πŸ»
Shadow = Distinguished Baby
Sophie = Distinguished Bastard
Oscar = True Rat

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Of mine, Grace and Sophia are True Baby and Amelia is a True Rat ❀️

Here is my little whiskered demon Amelia 😻

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Twist: It's all the same cat 😜
@GreenSkyOverMe I have one True Distinguished and one Rat Bastard
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@GreenSkyOverMe Just noting here that @Menhit alternates between Rat Baby and True Bastard several times a day (occasionally going True Rat for variety).
@GreenSkyOverMe Ours cycle between True Baby, Cat, and Rat Baby based on time of day, moon phase, and the FTSE 100.
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Hob: Distinguished Baby with occasional Rat Bastard flourishes (= β€˜Stealth Rat’)
Ruby: 100% Cat
BabaYaga: True Baby
@GreenSkyOverMe I have one True Baby, one Rat Baby, and two "Cats". πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
@GreenSkyOverMe I have one Distinguished Bastard (tuxedo) and one that alternates between True Baby and True Rat (tortie). 
@GreenSkyOverMe Fiona (tortie) Rat Baby all the way. Henry(black) my sweet Distinguished Baby
@RushGirl Image description:
My cat has two lap
settings:
1. You attempted to lift your leg, but I am the weight of 10,000 dying suns, and I will not be disturbed. You will perish here.
2. You moved your ankle 1/10000th of an inch. I am leaving immediately. You've offended not only me but my ancestors.
@GreenSkyOverMe Albert was/is the epitome of a True Bastard
@GreenSkyOverMe @flockofnazguls
Luna: True Baby
Romulus: True Rat
Bunkus: True Distinguished
Pumpkin Pasta: Rat Bastard
@GreenSkyOverMe Poe rides the line between True Distinguished and Distinguished Bastard.
@dwmetz @GreenSkyOverMe Handsome devil! Our black cat Edgar says hey.
@GreenSkyOverMe proud cat mom of a true distinguished cat and a rat baby ^.^
@GreenSkyOverMe For my cats this is more like Bingo. They never get to the last two.
@GreenSkyOverMe For my household's cats, I think Marie is a Distinguished baby, Arka is a True baby, Miranda is a Rat baby lol, and I'm not sure about Vega. @megmac @cinhearts
@GreenSkyOverMe TRUE BABY... Dinky is an absolute Daddys Girl
@GreenSkyOverMe @futzle reading this (some of it repeatedly) in the pathology waiting room is making people look strangely at me as I convulse and emit odd noises.
@GreenSkyOverMe @colon_three I know this is an alignment chart but I think my cat got two bingos
@GreenSkyOverMe yeah - know all these cats
@GreenSkyOverMe Miko is a True Distinguished with an extra dose of anxiety when we don't pay him enough attention.
@GreenSkyOverMe My roommate has a Rat Baby and I have a True Rat
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why portray rats pejoratively 😭