Mastodawn

"This is great, actually! Not sure what all these lefties are complaining about" says Kevin from Bromley, proudly displaying his england flag tattoo collection while necking 6 cans of carlsberg, accidentally burning half his lawn with a BBQ then ending up in A&E with heatstroke.

fak 5h ago

Russ Sharek 5h ago

Does anyone have a printer which does short print runs in the US that (isn't fully evil and) they don't despise working with?

I need a small stack of what amounts to photo greeting cards printed relatively quickly.

#AskFedi

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fak 5h ago

Went outside, all I could hear was the gulls.

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fak 6h ago

I have zero sympathy for people who communicate by shouting (wherever they are in their house & garden) and who are teaching their children to do the same, whining about licensed venues playing music within their curfew hours. If it wasn't so hot and people had their doors and windows closed I doubt anyone in their houses would be able to hear anything.

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fak 6h ago

All the various licensed music venues within range have curfews (well before midnight) so suck it up, buttercup.

fak 6h ago

It's just gone 21:00 and the neighbours (who I frequently hear through the walls and who have been away for weeks but are back now) are complaining about being able to hear music. I can't hear anything over my various fans.

fak 9h ago

Steve Woods 9h ago

The cards held by JD Vance are:

1. You have won second prize in a beauty contest from Monopoly;
2. the Two of spades; and
3. Mr Bun the Baker from Happy Families.

#MakeAmericaGrateAgain #Iran

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/27/jd-vance-bill-maher-iran-war

JD Vance claims US holds all the cards in Iran and will win ‘either way’

Vice-president appeared on Bill Maher’s show hours before more military strikes were exchanged in strait of Hormuz

The Guardian

fak 9h ago

Mercedes Allen 1d ago

"To the politicians slashing Pride: We do not need your approval, your recognition, or your permission to exist. We certainly do not want your friendship. The bridges are already ash in the wind. Long after this latest moral panic has exhausted itself, future generations, including your own children, will reject you and be left to rebuild the communities, freedoms, & institutions you worked so hard to dismantle…"

This Pride, I'm over meeting homophobes 'in the middle.'
https://www.advocate.com/opinion/pride-leaving-homophobes

This Pride, I'm over meeting homophobes 'in the middle.'

Opinion: After the 2016 election, writer Josh Ackley tried to find some middle ground with far-right fanatics. That strategy proved to be folly, he argues.

Advocate.com

fak 10h ago

David Gerard 1d ago

fucking springer

https://www.science.org/content/article/why-have-papers-one-history-s-most-famous-physicists-been-retracted

their plagiarism bot decided Max Planck was self-plagiarising and retracted hundred year old papers

fak 13h ago

Love being angrily told to look where I'm going after being walked into by a woman walking around Aldi in a motorcycle helmet.